Burger King

Complete and total disaster… try culvers across the street. Not busy, wrong order… and poor, poor customer service. Love BK… my heart and stomach is broke :((

This BK is hit or miss. Most of the time it is a miss. Service is okay… could be more friendly. The place needs to be updated out of the 80’s.

One thing that is true of Burger Kings across the land is the fact that the food is either awesome, or just complete crap. This bodes true of the Columbus, WI location,
«Crap» sums up today’s visit. Since my last trip to BK’s local fast food competitor left me running for the toilet, I decided to try the King for breakfast. As I pulled up to the drive-​thru mic, I was greeted by a nice friendly voice. I ordered my Crosandwich (sp) value meal. «Value?» How is $ 5.69 a value?
The nice lady took my money and I waited. And waited. And waited. I thought I was going to see the second coming of the King of Kings before Burger King gave me my friggin meal.
When it finally arrived, I opened the bag to find enough grease to lube a 57 Pontiac Star Chief. I made the mistake of trying to eat my sandwich and drive at the same time. I will never have to Armor-​All my steering wheel again, thanks to grease king. The tater-​tots were as cold as a Ho-​Chunk slot machine. Seriously, how can the food be cold after a 20 minute wait. My morning cup of «coffee» (Coca Cola) was flatter than quarter ran over by a train and had the consistency of water with black food coloring.
As I choked down this poor excuse of a meal, all I could see in my mind was that goofy, borderline psychotic, King mascot grinning profusely at me. 15 minutes later I saw him again as I was hovering over the toilet. No wonder I see more BK’s closed and abandoned around the state than ones open for business.
If you must visit the Columbus Burger King, bring a roll of Tums, or a bottle of Pepto-​Bismol and an iron stomach. Bön Appitite.