S.B.’s Egress

he’s the only actor that i ever liked and in true actor form — he had to bring out the drama.
so he committed Unilocalicide. he had his reasons, but he let the trolls win. now the threads have just increased in douche level.
come on back you old salt and i’ll add the other 3 stars that you deserve.

I only knew you for a day.
I heard that your tears could cure cancer, too bad S.B. never cried…

Sucks he split; that guy was effin cool.
I wish there was a phrase I could say to make him appear in the threads, like I can say «Mexican rice» at any time in a thread and Fernando will instantly return to post, but alas, SB cannot be commanded.

SB was the first person to welcome me to my neighborhood and he shall be missed. Five stars for being awesome in general. You should still come to UYEs or off the grid events SB!

5 stars for the man and the legend.
0 stars for the Egress.
Sux.

Me and SB danced in «close proximity» to each other, probably for a very lengthy period of time. Though he thinks it didn’t mean much to me, what he doesn’t know is that I was beaming the whole time. Afterwards, I told all my friends about how I was *this* close to SB, dancing to Living on a Prayer by Bön Jovi. I really think we touched elbows for a very berry brief moment, in which I am sure that I giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl. But again, I am very good at hiding my emotions, so he probably didn’t see that. What I will regret the most now that he’s passed, is that I should’ve told him how I felt. I should’ve held him when his eyes asked me to. I should’ve ran my fingers through his hair when he first offered his head. And now look at me. SB-​less and lonely. Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Love the SB nearest you and never let go…

Who better to write my 300^th review about than the great SB?
An awesome sense of humor, kind, extremely knowledgeable about anything from bonobos, common cold cures, and strapless strap-​ons. He’s loyal, wise, the type of person you hope to be when you «grow up». Full of life, a wonderful person to be around, I’m sad he’s leaving Unilocal…
Gonna miss you on the threads.