Lil Brown Jug

Came here the other day and the lady made up the price!!! Service is terrible and the lady was on the phone the entire time. I’ll never go here again. So rude and they add taxes I never knew existed.

The man tells me this place is a Clovis institution. I know it has a fond, fond place in his heart from the time when he was 12 and he found a pile of skin magazines behind the building. In fact, I just reminded him of this, and his silly-​grinned reply was, «Yes, that was most excellent.»
I don’t know exactly what I was expecting when I decided to make a booze run here, but I expected more. I expected to be greeted, perhaps. I expected to be able to find more than Coors, Bud Light and other watery ‘Mericun beers on offer.
I didn’t expect to be harassed by a bum in the parking lot. Thank God it was in the middle of the afternoon with other folks around and not after dark is all I have to say about it.