Burger King

Can we just be honest?
The Double Whopper with Cheese is the litmus test of fast food burgers. Damn that thing is good. Cooked over a real flame; fresh lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayo and ketchup. They’re never skimpy on the toppings. It drips a ketchup-​y, mayonnaise-​y, tomato juice-​y pink goop on your paper place mat with every bite. Damn that thing is good! The fries aren’t quite McDonald’s, but they’re really, really good. I just don’t know how BK hasn’t owned McD’s since their burgers are light years ahead. A Big Mac can’t carry a Double Whopper’s jock strap in a suitcase. Seriously. Damn that thing is GOOD!
A billion calories? Check
A thousand grams of fat? Check
Healthy? Nope
That settles it. I must be good.
Don’t get me wrong. I love 5-​Guys, In-​N-​Out, West coast Carl’s Jr (I haven’t had them since the Hardee’s merger, so no promises) but come on guys, all hail the King.
Oh, and if you go to this location, there’s probably going to be a creepy woman in her 50s working the register. She’s off-​kilter, but friendly; talks to herself a lot.