JAMES shake&bake M

Woohoo!!! Shake & Bake IS as good as it gets! He will buy you a beer if you are nice to him. He is easily excitable and loves using exclamation points. He speaks Spanish. He doesn’t like the hipster folk. :(He once saw a woman eating fried chicken wings while driving down the freeway. This is all I know about Shake & Bake. Will update after doing more research.

I love my papi! I pawned all my good jewelry to get him out of Unilocal Jail once. Totally worth it…

Ignoring everything from Unilocal,I’ve learned that there is more to Shake&bake than I’d once thought.
1. Shake&bake has lied countless times to me about his age. 21? Oh, please!
2. Shake&bake gets lost easily. This could be due to his inability to escape the «poor inner city minority» role, and learn that 22^nd street is the same as Cermak.
3. Shake&bake, surprisingly, enjoys Panera. I couldn’t believe it!
Overall, Shake&bake is a great lunch companion even if he is 30 minutes late because he makes up for it by lying to me about really simple things. Still, he makes me laugh harder than almost anyone else – a tough feat I might say.

What? He has a Trans Am? Lucky!
–½ star for being a Sox fan. But the rest of his awesomeness makes up for it. Carry on, my barbecue glazed brotha!
Arriba!

A Will Ferrell tag line? AWESOMNESS! Fun for the whole family!

This dude includes the word «chorizo» in like, 50% of his sentences. For that, 5 stars.

His lovehammer is a thing of legend, basting the brown batter into many a turkey. Or so I’m told.
Plus he shares my derision of the local armchair marxists, always a big plus for extra cool points.
The «good for kids» piece below this review panel made me laugh outloud.

Online he seems like that kid in the back of the classroom that ate one too many candy bars, but in real life he’s pretty cool and chilled out. A fun drinking pal and always good for a great conversation.
SHAKE N’ BAKE!!!

Don’t let the other reviews fool you…
James really does talk to himself in person. Seriously. It’s even more amusing in real life.
Besides that, he is the Unilocal voice for La Raza with his «Ask a Mexican» thread. Way to educate los gueros/​gringos!
He is a sharing, caring fellow — always offering his chorizo to anyone (well, mostly white women) that is hungry. What a nice guy!
Big Brown, Latino Heat, Bronze Devil, Shake & Bake — whatever you call him, Unilocal would not be the same without him. Keep up the good work, S&B!
Shout out to the Monsta too!