DiGiorno’s Pizza

Pizza is like sex… even when’s its bad … It’s still pretty good!
Been a couple years since I ate a frozen DiGiorno’s pizza, however i remember them always tasting pretty good.
Not so cira 2013.
Wow has the quality slipped on the DiGiorno’s … just nasty!
Mine was a Supreme with an order of Chicken Wyngz that tasted like seagull battered in sawdust.
The pizza, well, I second the motion that this is not even pizza.
Bravo, the corporate weenie’s over at Nestle’s managed to distribute the first non-​edible pizza & wings onto the American landscape.
This review is a ***************** MINUS — ONE STAR *****************

It’s Sunday, it’s cold and wet outside, and we’re starving. With both of us starving and neither of us capable of making a decision we somehow ended up with DiGiorno’s pizza.
How did I let this happen?!?
Some people say there is no such thing as «bad pizza». These people are wrong. There is such a thing as bad pizza. DiGiorno makes it. Why would I spend 10 minutes preheating my oven and 26 minutes waiting for the pizza to cook just to eat crappy pizza, when I can order good pizza and just wait 45 minutes for it to arrive? Why would anyone do this?! It’s only 9 more minutes!
I’m torn on whether this was even pizza though. Sure, it was a crust with tomato sauce, what I believe to be spinach and mushrooms, and cheese. But it didn’t taste like pizza. And that’s the important part of a pizza, right? The taste? This was sweet (either the sauce or the crust, I couldn’t tell which) fluffy bread with stuff on top that was reminiscent of pizza.
The moral of the story: You can tell it’s not delivery. Everyone knows it’s DiGiorno’s. If any of you can’t tell that’s it’s not delivery; I feel bad for you and I’m gonna take you out for pizza so you know what the real stuff tastes like.