Coyote Ugly Saloon

CU Chicago was great until the bouncers started stepping in between the crowd and the bar when the coyotes danced. They made everyone back away from the bar like 2′ while the girls danced. Apparently this was the beginning of the end.

Not a good place. Lots of lame bacheloette parties going through and lots of tourists.

Worse than the movie. If you’re the type of guy that enjoys a ball breaking with your beer, this is the place for you. Me and a friend of mine, were going to another club but arrived too early so we decided to kill some time here-​BIG MISTAKE. I had a beer and my friend had a mixed drink. I’m the type of person that likes to be left alone when I’m drinking. I just sit a or stand at a corner. Well I was out of luck this night. These broads don’t let you get half way thru your drink before they start hassling you to buy another (one even grabbed my beer and said «I think you need another one»). Both me and my friend were called wimps by one of these chicks because we still had the same drinks 20 minutes later, this chick hassled us the whole hour that we were there.

PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE!
Expensive, disgusting and… disgusting! Trashy rednecks and girls that are cheap and trashy and hick-like.might as well spend all the money you’d spend here on a stripclub! Not worth it… ahsjjdsbbfd ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

W.T.F.
A friend of mine won a free party and I am never one to turn down free booze. Still, I was pretty weirded out by this place.
C.U. is populated mainly by middle-​aged men who are too cheap to go to a strip club (which is probably where they would rather be). The all congregate at the bar and follow the waitresses around like puppies. As a girl, there is really no point in going. It’s a sausage fest and all the men are creepers. I don’t know about you, but my goal for an evening out is NOT watching women dance on the bar. Call me crazy, but its not really my scene.
If you do end up in this direction, bring a big group, so you can insulate yourself from the creepy clientele.

sausage fest!!!
$ 10.50 for a cranberry vodka
girls are hot
the guys are creepy!

I think most of the people that have left reviews for Coyote Ugly Chicago need to check their pulse.
Quit worrying about the rest of the crowd at the joint and just have fun. There’s nothing worse than stuck up ass hats that think they’re too good for fun. LIGHTEN UP!
Seriously though, there is something for everyone here — birthdays, bachelorettes, bachelors, divorce parties, or if you just want to let loose. There is no cover — EVER, so that’s a plus. The drinks can be pricey, but like Meagan L. said, check the myspace or the website and you’ll get some really good info on what’s going on, like drink specials, fun theme nights, event parties, etc.

Also, Cindy S. — NO ONE is allowed to grind the staff and if they even try to place a hand on one of the girls they’re thrown out by one of the MANY bouncers scattered throughout the bar that are looking for exactly that sort of thing.

Coyote is what is it is. I must say I’d never venture in here on my own but one of my good friends has worked here for over a year so that brings me in. That aside, I always have fun here. On a weekend night I’m usually with some guy friend who’s never been that wants to go so I end up at Coyote.
The drinks are stupidly expensive yes, but if you pay attention to their website or myspace page and find out when they are having events, the drinks do go on special and become affordable. The girls also tend to dish out free shots straight into your mouth if you’re close to the bar so that’s a plus. The $ 20 shots are for things like body shots and chair shots which makes sense people. The girls either dance on you in a chair which I must admit is ridiculously funny to watch your old boss do… but that’s another story or they let you slurp liquor outta their bellys if that’s your thing.
If you’re looking for something different to do or maybe just to slut it up with your ladies Coyote is the place to try. It’s totally not for everyone though, if you’re shy this bar is so not for you. The girls tend to pull up random customers to come dance with them on the bar which can be fun, just don’t do it if you’re totally wasted.

Um, I like the bar dancing.

ummm, I came here with a co-​worker to meet some of her clients from out of town. They were really excited to go there for some reason, the wifey of the client even brought her very own pair of thongs to toss up on the horns. I think she tried like 5 times before the big bouncer man picked her up so she could reach.
Ugh, I havent danced on a bar since I was like 17, and this is probably the worst bar to do it in. It is only gross middle aged men, who all look like truck drivers, or shitty businessmen. The bartenders all want to personify this «tough, urban cowgirl» like the movie, but sadly stop short and just look like rejected reality tv stars.
Its like a giant joke!

wandered in while spending a weekend in chi-​town for a friends birthday.
the first thing we saw was a shirtless man in his 40’s sitting in a weird bondage chair while a bartender stood above, massaging his nipples and spitting a shot from her mouth to his.
our friend was asked to leave for being too drunk — we took this as a sign from god to leave and never, ever, come back.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
This place is so bad that it is ridiculously funny. The bartenders were very nice to our group and the beer tasted… well, like beer. I even talked to a few of the patrons and we all joked about how bad this place was. I can’t believe that I’m saying this, but Hogs and Honeys is much better.
Ladies, if someone offers to buy you a shot and it costs $ 20, just say no. Seriously… say no and run away.

When my sister did her bar crawl for her 21^st birthday this is one of the places she said she had to go to. I think we were very disappointed. It was nothing like the movie. The only thrill we got was the fact that they did spray some dude down with water because he was being rude to the bartenders. Some of their drinks were outragiously priced and others were just okay. You definitely come here because of the name!

When my suburban friends decided to plan a bachelorette party, this was the chosen locale. Let me say that I enjoyed myself more than I thought I would. Keep in mind that I had some really low expectations, so this doesn’t say much.
We got there really early and ordered ½ price appetizers and they were surprisingly good. I would possibly consider coming here for a happy hour snack, but that would be all.
We hadn’t been there more than 5 minutes when some random guy tried to sell us bracelets for 2 hours of drinks. I declined but some of the other girls purchased them. Of course, they ended up getting extra drinks for me:)
Bartenders were pretty decent and served us in a timely manner. We ended up sitting up in the upstairs loft where they have the «humpty chair». The girl giving the lap dances/​body shots in the thing kept trying to drag our friend inside the booth for a dance, even after she made it clear that she wasn’t paying $ 25 to be molested by another woman.
The women who come to this place scare me. Scare me! I went to the bar for a beer and some creepy guy tried to chat me up. I politely turned away and then realized his gal was staring at me as though I was the one hitting on him. There was another bachelorette party upstairs that subjected us to trashy, big-​girl-​with-​asscrack-​hanging-​out dance action. If that’s your thing, Coyote is your place.

So you say your favorite movie is Coyote Ugly, eh? Well, that movie reflects this bar in about ZERO ways. DO NOT come here if you’re looking for a fun Girl’s Night Out!
Let me start by saying that every man in here (and there are many) is sleazy. Coyote Ugly is basically a strip club for cowboys that are dirt cheap. Everyone’s stompin their feet and swingin their hips to really terrible pop country music.
Girls, if you’re looking to find a gent — do not attempt it here.
Boys, if you’re looking to take home a lady — there is no way any of those hot ass bartenders are going home with you. And I doubt any other chick would touch your grungy self after you’ve just been shot with multiple tequila shots that came straight out of a squirt gun.
You think I’m bitter. I know you do. But I like to think I’m a feminist and no respectable woman would ever step foot in this lil bit of hell.

Revision: I ended up back here again somehow, and I think this bar just dislodged Syn as Worst Bar Ever. Not one redeeming value. the crowd is either disappointed tourists or guys from Schaumburg, the music is awful, some areas smell like puke, and the worst part of it is the bartenders. They stand on the bar and do their contrived little dance number while you wait to get a goddamn drink.
I went with co-​workers, one of whom wanted to check it out, and we ordered two beers and something like a wine and a cosmo. The bar bimbo decided to berate them over a bullhorn for ordering that, since apparently Coyote Ugly is too «wild» for that. Maybe it never occurred to them that women whose career plan involves more than boffing the shift manager sometimes like to drink something besides Bud Lite. She then proceeded to ignore me for a good long time as I stood there waiting to see what they WOULD make. I can see how asking for a common drink would be so offensive, right? Against my better judgement I left a tip, cuz I’m good like that.
Coyote Ugly is the chick that thinks she’s «wild» because she’s rude and low class, has a little tattoo on her ankle, rocks out to Nickelback and f_​_​ks random frat guys in the back of her yellow Mustang. It’s as if the Exit had an illegitimate child after an embarassing drunken one nighter with Bootlegger’s and did lots of meth during the pregnancy. I will never ever go back here, and if you have any good taste at all I strongly recommend you don’t either. EVERY bar in Chicago is better than this one.

Coyote Ugly Rocks
We send at least 2 bachelorette parties there a week. Our bachelorettes say nothing but good things about Coyote. The bartenders and staff are sexy and fun, the service is great and they always take care of bachelorette parties
We love you guys!

Way fun if you’re a just turned 21 guy, or a middle aged man going through a crisis. Otherwise, it’s empty, icky and just plain stupid. If you want to piss your money away, just send it to me instead of spending it here.

My friend had her bachelorette party in Chicago (she lives in Springfield, aka Middle of Nowhere), and insisted we go here. I was absolutely miserable. The music was terrible and way too loud. The drinks were way, way overpriced. The bartender was a moron who couldn’t make a Tom Collins (because she didn’t know, not «we only serve whiskey» like in the movie). She also had to ask us how to make a Long Island (we’re customers, you’re supposed to know what the F you’re doing, and it’s like Bartending 101). The sluttiest friend my friend has was on the bar the whole time with her ass-​crack showing (girl has no ass). My friend Sarah and I were mortified the whole time, standing next to the wall and trying so, so hard not to touch anything for fear of contracting an STD.
UGH! ~shudder~

Definitely a tourist trap, people go there thinking its going to be like the movie but there are so many better bars around the area that aren’t so sleazy.