2012

Actually I don’t believe in 2012 because its another End of the world hype creating business for publishers, movies and books.
I feel sorry for the trees on having to waste so much books being published and sold in barnes/​noble.
Remember the 1999 end of the world hype with the Y2K phoney baloney. The only thing going down in 2012 is probably the US dollar. Now thats a fact.
And the mayan calendar… why should I believe in some blood thirsty pagan cult where they have to get some poor sob as sacrifice to their Gods up in the pyramids?
These guys sacrifice people by the harvesting seasons to say thankyou to their pagan Gods.
And another thing– the calendar really says something like the year 4016 and not this B.S. 2012… I don’t know exactly but some year in the 4000s…
and who cares…
And some planet suppose to hit earth based on some ancient sumerian legend.
All these people mix up different mythologies to make up some doomsday explanation for profit on some good story in the mainstream media…
you can never believe what you see on TV or the internet.

«O magic peanut, glowing so bright
Tell me the future so I may delight
I need to know now
Or maybe just tell me later
But as soon as is convenient or when you have a moment, I would like to know the future. thank you, have a nice day…»
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FACTS:
(1A) I have a magic peanut ornament on my xmas tree
(1) The Mayans are a bunch of a-​holes (re: end of world prediction… not pyramids… the pyramids are still classy).
Doris D’s take on the contest between The Apocalypse Vrs Eternal Bliss is way better than the Mayans so called «prediction» .

(2) Old school hats like the black number she’s sporting are coming back. There’s a store on Broadway and Belmont doing crazy business selling fedoras and bowling hats like it’s 1940. This will be a wonderful addition to the the dark rimmed nerd goggle craze of 2010.
(3) I ate a whole onion raw today (I’m not kidding. Ate one slice for fun and then just kept going). It wasn’t that great but not terrible either. It’s amazing what they’ve done with sweet onions. They REALLY are kind of sweet. I don’t get how they did it. I mean onions are supposed to make you bust out crying by just smelling them. Kudos Farmers of America. Your can-​do spirit conquers all.
So to summarize,
1. The Mayans can kiss my ass
2. I’ll be wearing a fedora with a feather in 2012
3. Might also be munching on candy flavored cow sht

Today is 1÷1÷11, and 3 other numerically interesting dates (1÷11÷11, 11÷1÷11, and 11÷11÷11) will soon follow. That got me thinking about what «End of the World» predictions might be out there.
Sure enough, the first thing that came up in my Google Search was that allegedly on May 21, 2011, Christ will return, true believers will be raptured and lifted to heaven to reign with Christ, while the unsaved will be eternally destroyed by ensuing disasters in the next 153 days. This sounds like I should either get busy or use this date as an excuse for a big party.
However, a larger speculation involves December 21^st, 2012, which is said to be the end-​date of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mayan Long Count calendar. Another astronomical scenario proposes that the end of the world includes the Earth’s collision with a passing planet (often referred to as «Nibiru») or black hole, or the arrival of the next solar maximum. An alternate New Age interpretation of this transition posits that during this time Earth and its inhabitants may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation, and that 2012 may mark the beginning of a new era. None of the proposed dates, alignments or formulas have been accepted by mainstream scholarship.
If the above still worries you, go ahead and grab your Magic Eight Ball. The answer you get will probably be just as good as the apocalyptic predictions described above.

The Mayans predicted the end of the world on 2012. But it was meant to be the end of one phase and onto another.
Like 1985 was the fifth and 2012 was the sixth and people get more progressive, smarter, superpowered or shizz.
Also, if you wrote calender from beginning of time at some point wouldn’t you quit? Just go out, party, say f that?
As for me, year 2012, (grabs Magic Eight Ball)
«Will I have a rewarding career?»
Reply hazy, try again
«Will I be with attractive and loving significant other?»
You may rely on it
«Will the World end in 2012?»
Better not tell you now
: /​ruh row