Dunkin’ Donuts

When did DD become worst than Mc Donald’s? Went in to get two medium coffees. One caramel & one regular. So easy, right? Got one med caramel. Had to ask again for the other and got it black (yuk) no cream or Splenda out for customer use, so back to the counter I go. So easy but so hard and all for a mere $ 3.80!

Sam: Can I have one hot chocolate with almondmilk please?
Teenager: Oh, we make it with water, not milk.
Sam: One second.
*Sam scurries outside to meet me, while I hold onto our dog*
Sam: She says it’s made with water, not milk.
Me: You mean there’s milk in the mix, or that there’s no milk at all?
Sam: One second.
*Sam scurries back inside, asks question, comes back outside*
Sam: She says there’s no milk in it.
Me: Uhhhh… okay? I guess I’ll try it?
*Sam scurries back inside, buys hot chocolate, comes back outside*
Me: *looking at hot chocolate* There’s no way there’s not milk in this. Hold this please. *google searches* It has so much milk in it! Argh.
Sam: …they can make you a latte with almondmilk?
Me: Yeah… yeah okay. Thanks for loving me.
*Sam scurries back inside, buys latte, comes back outside*
Me: *sips* This might actually be sweeter than the hot chocolate. Damn.
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Oh Dunkin’. Never change. Except maybe know what’s in your stuff?