Chandler Liquors

When you are out of town, go to this store! We were just looking for whiskey but it had everything else you could possibly want!

Tiny crap store. Poor selection and the guy behind the counter seemed annoyed that I wanted to use credit even though he charged me a dollar more than the fee he said. 10 bucks for a six pack at THIS shit hole? Guess I was thirsty!

Chandler liquors is easily the most claustrophobic liquor store I have ever been into. Their beer selection is not as extensive as BevMo but they have all of your usual suspects and then they do have a small selection of single imported beers (sorry no points guide here, you’ll have to know what you want).
From the beer refrigerated cases, there is a wide assortment of junk food in which I was delighted to see tall cans of Dr. Pepper, hot pickles and an old time Dan Conner favorite: Pork rinds.
Just about anything you need they probably have it in this place. Need a handgun? Check. Hunting Knife? Check. Need a spare key to be made? Check. They even have glass pipes, decorative lighters, sunglasses (even designer), OTC medicine, jewelry, brass knuckles, so yeaahh you could get into a lot of trouble at this place.
If you need wine they have it along with a nice selection of airplane shooters and it isn’t just the cheap liquor either. The fine wines are in bins in the back to the right when you come in. If you need a imported or domestic keg this is your place and they have beer pong kits. You can get your money order or money gram done here along with your lottery tickets, cigarettes, fine cigars, and smoking accessories.
They also have a collection of adult magazines, movies (if you see in my photo they are running a special of buy 2 VHS get 2 free, but then again it’s VHS so go figure), sex dolls, flesh-​light type of toys, cyberskin ect.
They are open until 11pm Mon-​Thu but thankfully until 1 am on the weekends. The store is run by the Indian owner who seems nice enough but is very reserved. Every time I come in here I am often reminded of the scene from The Simpsons when Homer goes into the convenience store to buy illegal fireworks:
Homer: [trying to casually buy illegal fireworks] Hi umm, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas… eh, make it two.
Later…
Marge seeing Homer’s purchases: I don’t know what you’ve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
I mean I don’t know if they sell fireworks, I didn’t ask but that would be the ONLY thing they did not have out of the list.