Karen’s Dog Walking Service

Oh Karen!!! How the Hell would I ever have gone on without you!!!
heres my story.
I lived with a dead beat musican who would clean my house so he could mooch off me. as if this wasnt enough, i needed a dog, too. so i bought a beautiful wonderful expensive dog that we treated like a baby. Dead Beat sat at home with my Prince pup while mommy went to work. Mommy got fed up and kicked daddy out. Baby is home all day and bored out of his mind and developed some interesting habits.(my dog learned how to masturbate. i swear). Vet told me to get a dog walker. i searched online and everybody was sooo expensive. I needed this «service» so i COULD stay at work longer, not so i would NEED to!
and then i met Karen and all of my problems went away. .
hahah
she is soo affordable, she is always in a great mood, she loooves animals, she even tidies up after me!!! my dog poops on the patio (i know that sounds gross) and she picks it up! she even does my dishes! Breakups can be so hard. but all he was good for was dog sitting. and now he actually gets walks… now he doesnt masturbate. I seriously considered having my parents take him till i could afford a lighter schedule. Karen, truly, improved the quality of our lives and I am so grateful to her. Hiring Karen and breaking up with «Dead Beat» were the best things i did for us in 2007.