Everything Jake

Well, though we won’t go so far as to say that Life is Bad, with Everything Jake conceding to economic woes and closing up shop, we are pretty sure that life is no longer quite as good as it once was. Which I guess, by extension, means that I should concede that I am no longer all that good either.
And I mean, why WOULD my life be good? Do you see that plate of spaghetti in front of me? Where’s the $%&(*$@% sauce!!!

I’m sure that you know the shirts, hats, sandals, driving gloves, garden hoses, underwear, tire covers, water bottles, coffee mugs, guitars, seat bands, socks, capes, dog collars, oven mitts, sunglasses, golf bags, floor mats, lamp shades, pens, gym bags and dog sweaters that have the stick figure guy doing various activites and that say «life is good» (I don’t think that they have all of those products but they may as well). This is one of their plagship stores of happy stick figure merchandise. Don’t worry life is good fans, this store does not dissapoint. It is well laid out with a good selection of products and they have proper coverage of staff to assist you in your purchase of the aformentioned shirt, hat, bikini, etc. There is one small catch, this is not really a fun store if you aren’t down with the product. My advice, take a quick look in from outside the store. Don’t worry, your will know what type of person you are.
The straight-​Store with hella lot of products with stick figures on them.
What’s good-​many items that will fit the interests of various people. Many items that are good gifts.
The slap-​not a good store for people that don’t like the smiley faced guy. Not a good present for me.