I succumbed to the oatmeal cookies begging for my attention in WF the other day, and I have to say, I don’t think I’ve ever had better cookies in my life. They tasted like they were baked 5 minutes ago, and they were in a plastic box. I don’t understand how they managed that. The raisins still tasted like raisins, the oatmeal tasted like oatmeal. There was no aftertaste of sugar at all. No, these cookies tasted like beautiful, indescribable Instances of Oatmeal. The kind of oatmeal Proust would write a book about, if French people ever did anything so mundane as eat oatmeal. I need to stay away from the cookie aisle from now on, or else I’m destined to be fat and broke.