Burrito King At Torticas

If there’s one thing that is difficult to do, it is fuck up Mexican food. With that being said, to do it on a consistent basis is truly a work of art. You might expect this review to be one star based on that statement, but I’m extremely impressed by how consistently shitty this food is.
That’s where the five stars come from. The consistency. I consistently hate myself for coming here. I consistently find the food very sub par. I consistently have the servers being unable to communicate properly, and I consistently see the obese delivery driver playing Angry Birds on his phone. Unfortunately, Dos Reales is a ways away, so I’m stuck with this diarrhea soup of grovel disguised as Mexican food.
In a world where all is changing, it brings me a sense of comfort that Burrito King is consistently shitty. Lose your job? Getting a divorce? In the midst of a bunch of crappy fluctuation all part of this shithole called life? Come to Burrito King with low expectations, and those low expectations will consistently not be met.
Five stars for being of beacon of everlasting shit in a sea of change.

I was lured by the $ 5 burrito hooked deal.
It was huge, but tastes very mediocre. I would rather pay 2 dollars more for chipotle next time.

The food is nasty, even if you’re hungry and drunk.
Tried Tacos and a burrito.
The tacos were meh and the burrito is lacking in meat, was breaking apart and no longer became a burrito.
With the other reviews, the place is nasty. Mad grimy.

ok, i Love the salsa here and would have it over just about anywhere in town. The fajita quesadilla is good, but really messy.
Had the nachos and was turned off, the chips work well for Salsa, NOT well for Nachos if that makes any sense.
Also, a notch off because the place is FILTHY.

The place seems a bit messy, but at least the food is pretty darn good. The service is amiable and you get free chips as soon as you sit down. Great for anyone on campus that is seeking to fulfill their stomach with some Mexican food.