Tiffanys Cabaret

First off the calamari was terrible. Looking at the dance stage made me go to the bar and stay at the bar. There wasn’t a blackout contemplation of ordering a dance in sight. Long story short you’re not finding a nice Cabernet dancer here but they serve one of hell of a Heineken.

You say that we’ve got nothing in common. No common ground to start from. If you go here in the morning, you can have Breakfast at Tiffany’s. I think I remember the film. Unless I recall I think we both kind of liked it. Well that’s one thing we’ve got.
Let me start by saying I don’t go to strip clubs.
But 3 things I really appreciate are that…
(a) some of the hottest female Unilocalers in Buffalo go here (no names mentioned).
(b) Tiffany’s has really cleaned up Rick’s Tally Ho, which was not too pleasant.
© They have famous feature dancers from porn movies come here and dance on a regular basis. And some of them are (blushes) old friends from Los Angeles so it’s always nice to stop in and see them.
I have to give it a 5-​star for the above reasons, even though Pharoah’s is a better club, with even more attractive girls (in general, but they’re all great). It’s slightly cheaper than Pharoah’s though.
And like I said in that review: Just remember that any given strip club in this region will really, really rip you off. You have to go to California or Jersey to find the cheaper ones because there is so much competition. Also I’d just like to point out that every stereotype you have of strippers is probably false. I know plenty of them, and have a few exs that do it, including one that still works here actually. And the stereotypes don’t hold up. Except that most of them are really hot.

It’s a sad, sad day. Not only because I found myself at a strip club on a Wednesday night (my second time ever stepping foot in one), but because that well-​lit club I drive by every time I go the airport is no longer a place where my lost dreams may potentially awaken. Nope.
The mystique and allure of Tiffany’s Cabaret is no longer. While it bids itself as a «première gentleman’s club and steakhouse» casting the image of a fancy business clientele and class, my experience did not match up.
This is not a review of their food as I do know they serve some lunch and even dinner options. I haven’t tried them. To be frank, I’m afraid to eat what comes out of their kitchen, but your experience may vary. I’d love to be proven wrong and have someone point out that their steak sandwich is indeed the best in all of a 5-​mile radius. If someone says that, I’ll eat my words and go have one. Maybe.
You remember those days when you were a teenager and were walking around NYC seeing those 25 cent peep show signs? The anticipation and allure of being a boy and sneaking away with a quarter to find out? I never found out and now I realize the truth: anticipation and fantasy is almost always far more glamorous than reality.
I went with a female friend on Wednesday night after dinner (we had to justify it to ourselves to say that we must go and finally write Unilocal reviews for it!). I won’t lie, I was excited. I don’t have much experience with these sort of clubs, so I imagined it being every bit as glamorous as the rap videos I sometimes see (I kid, I kid).
Some financial realities:
Wednesday night: $ 7 cover.
Bottle of water is $ 4.
ATM fee is $ 10.
This is probably normal.
The energy here is mostly one of sadness. There are a few couches and many tables centered around a stage with a bar area out front. I’m not quite sure what the nudity rules are as some dancers were wearing pasties, while others were not. I’ll spare the gruesome details only to say that this is not Miami nor Las Vegas (I hear they have the best adult entertainment).
I wanted to see someone who was having fun on stage and creating an atmosphere of «don’t take life so seriously,» but that didn’t happen. Sketchy characters were walking in and out of the staff area… I’m not sure who these people were, but I don’t think they were employees. My friend and I had a good laugh and left pretty quickly.
I don’t drink, so I’m not sure if there’s enough liquor in the world to make the experience worthwhile. There probably is. Maybe that’s what I was missing. Also, maybe it’s better on a weekend?