Candy Tech

Lord, how much candy did I get this Christmas? How much more can I (or you the readers) handle? After reviewing a religious charity, my soul is now cleansed and can therefore withstand other plunge into the dark depths of choco-​depravity.
Candy Tech imports richly infernal candies from all over the globe (20 countries) like an arms dealer. The candy I am sampling as I write this is called Baron European Milk Chocolate Rum & Raisin, comes from Poland via Candy Tech exclusively, and is one blackened rite of a chocolate bar. The evil spirits inside it marry the raisins and the chocolate to make for an incomparable hellride.
Yum. Worship Azazel. Yum. Destroy Light. Yum. Commit Blasphemy.
They also stash jelly beans, candy canes, flying saucers (‘member those?), licorice, and gummies. The gummies manifest themselves in all sorts of hideous incarnations including worms, snakes, bats, eyeballs, brains, fangs.
What a freakshow! Does Dani Filth (look him up if you don’t know who he is) own stock in the company?