Balloon Race

It’s horrible. Unless you’re a tiny tot. If you’re a tiny tot, you’ll think it’s amazing. Or the colors will spark wonder in your tiny-​tot brain. But tiny tots don’t read my Unilocal reviews, do they? I know my brother-​in-​law reads my reviews, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to surmise that my brother-​in-​law is not a tiny tot. (He is a rocket scientist, however – actually, he’s not, technically, but he really is.) Not even his kids are tiny tots anymore.
When I was a tot who was no longer tiny, I wanted badly to visit the (then) all-​new Camp Snoopy mainly because Balloon Race looked cool on those frequent commercials on channel 5.
It deserves two stars; but my childhood memories deserve respect, reverence, and serious grade inflation.

This is for the youngest of young kids. There seems to always be a wait, and this ride is utterly dull. I started my 2 year old on this ride when I was not sure how he would react to rides. Now we always skip it. It goes up in the air and does a few slow circles around.