Club Touche

The worst and just like the manhattan one. They need to close this one soon. M2 club and other clubs next to south sea port are way better. Nothing personal but its a big rip off. You have been warned

After a lot of hard work and the assistance of Senator Squadron’s office, Community Board 2, Commissioner Kelly’s office, the 88^th Precinct and the State Liquor Authority I am happy o report that this club closed for good in 2013 and is now the offices for Mast Brothers Chocolate. Hurray! Our neighborhood is now a lovely and quiet place to enjoy a stroll in the evening.

Sounds like the new comers to the neighborhood do not want the folks who have been in the neighborhood all along to be here any more… so now they are getting together to write bad reviews on Unilocal.I KNOW THAT TRICK! WE ALL DO… it’s a group of entitled newcomers to the neighborhood bent on changing the way people do things… so they can do things their way… they want it all to themselves and are using tactics, like this (providing bad reviews, and exaggerations) so they can try to push the people who have been here out. If you DON’T LIKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD OR THE NOISE – LEAVE! YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE…

Fights fight and more fights! The 88^th Precinct, which covers Fort Greene and Clinton Hill, always ends up being called to the club. Owners need to realize that people are not going to come to your establishment if they don’t feel safe. Proper searches are necessary stop being cheap and hire more security. Ugh!
There have been times when I went and there weren’t any incidents and have had a good time but unfortunately the bad out way the good. And it’s beyond me why it’s so hard for the bartenders (not going to mention any names) to make a simple margarita or amaretto sour, it’s very simple to make, yet they taste horrible. A big booty doesn’t make you a good bartender. I’m soooo done with this location!

The guys there seem primed for a fight instead of a good time. I’d much rather engage in a flirtatious sparring of wits with the opposite sex than the primitive «fist to cuffs» with guys whose gift from the womb appears to be an ever vexing «chip on the shoulder». I could «fix» it for them. lol but I prefer to avoid these primitive forms of conflict unless forced to do so. I just mention this since a skirmish seems to be brewing at every corner of this establishment.

Need directions to Touché? Just following the sound of gunshots or the fresh blood drippings that lead directly to the club’s entrance. This club regularly hosts shootings, stabbings, and welter-​weight street fighting. Oh and public urination if you’re into that sort of thing. Have heard more than one a patron coming out of the club screaming about how their wallet got stolen. Dirty. Unsafe. Spend your money elsewhere!

Oh Club Touché. I had so much fun with you but I’m sure that was based on my ability to have fun anywhere. even inside a card board box… which touché happens to be equal in size to!
Friggin tiny little spot. I came here for a Monday game night which begins at 8pm. Well I arrived slightly before 8 and the owner and (I’m assuming) promoters were pulling up nice and late. Open bar from 8 to 10 so of course let’s not start serving liquor until 9 AND even so just one bar tender that is going to ignore you unless you’re waving cash. Which is quite silly since drinks are free until 10.
Whatever. The DJ was BOSS. The bathroom wasn’t filthy. And they serve food. Slow as molasses but I’m assuming it was good based on the packs of people ordering.
There was one guy at the door. He’s big enough that you only need one BUT I was concerned about the lack of pat down. I strolled right in. As did my friend (female) and even all the guys that strolled in too. Back packs. Large bags. You name it. it wasn’t checked. I mean it was a game night but still. we are in Brooklyn. I’m going to need you to cavity search a few folks rolling in. I got my life to worry about.
Even with the sketchy bar situation and even sketchier security situation The games seemed to be a good time in the back and the music was JUMPING. I danced for hours. Met some decent people (decent just means we were able to talk and have a good time with out people doing too much number hounding and minimal touching on the dance floor. Most guys respected my desire to dance alone. Can’t beat it.) The club owner was a nice guy and sits right in the front watching all the kiddies enjoy his place.
I’m saying kiddies because there were all these people in sweats and pajamas. I KNOW I KNOW. Game night. but still this is an establishment and you’re going to be mingling with other individuals. Perhaps put on a pair of pants. or at least don’t let me see you’re cheeks and boxers hanging out the back of your sweats. About 40% of the crowd looked like they just stepped in from a slumber party or a high school gym period. I’m all for comfort but please. No one is trying to see pjs while playing Kings or dancing to some reggae chunes.
I heard it get’s rachet here and I can totally believe it. There was no drama the night I went but I wouldn’t put it pass them.
Would I return? Yes. It was a Monday! There is rarely anything fun to do on a Monday. It’s free (on Monday at least) and finding parking was pretty easy. Did I mention how amazing the music was?! Good stuff.

Absolutely the worst smelling establishment on the block — and this is a block shared with two seafood distributors, a produce warehouse and a Halal food supplier!
All of the food businesses –by nature of their operations– have some pretty unsightly and smelly runoff that drains in the gutter. But none of it, no matter how foul, compares to the runoff that lets out of Touché after last call.
So, then there’s the issue of the sort of folks that frequent Touché… bottom feeders, lemme tell ya. Loud, destructive, and either prone (or just brought up) to litter and urinate on cars and building entrances. Yeah, the women too!
But, it’s not all bad. If you’re in the neighborhood when the club is open, you may just be lucky enough to experience a stabbing and/​or shooting for yourself. Live, in-​person and first hand; not that crap that’s regurgitated in the newspaper or weekly police report!
In sum, it’s worth a visit.

This place is HORRIBLE. I would give it no stars if I could. I live in the area, and this place constantly lets out hoards of highly intoxicated and belligerent people at 4am every night they are open — which wakes me up every time. I have had to call 911 on multiple occasions because of the multiple stabbings, shootings, brawls and just huge crowds of people screaming and continuing to drink and loiter right below my apartment. The owners don’t care about the community — only about making money, and in turn keeping residents in danger and miserable.

everytime i come here, its pure drunken fun. lol I just hate the steps leading to the dancefloor. It isnt very spacious at all but i love the blueish/​purple lightsd