Chocolate Emporium

This place is like a trip to sadnesstown. I really wanted to love it because it seems to have been around a while, but there’s just not much to love.
I went there after a harrowing visit to the gynecologist, which is probably TMI but it’s relevant to this review. I tell you this for the following reasons:
1. The waiting room at the clinic had more personality and put me more at ease than the décor of the Chocolate Emporium.
2. After such an appointment, almost anything sweet and vaguely chocolatey should have tasted totes amazeballs — but the chocolate I got at the Chocolate Emporium was old and had roughly the flavor and texture of sweetened wax. If I wanted stale raisinets I would have bought them for 50c out of the vending machine, not at 2.49 per quarter pound.
If you want overpriced chocolate that is more reminiscent of wax lips than actual candy, go here. Otherwise, BluBoy is about a million times better for the price.