Clements Jungle Park Livery

First note that there is no doubt that once you hit the water you are going to have a five star experience — but also note that this has everything to do with Mama Nature and nothing to do with Clements. This was my third or fourth experience with Clements and despite the blast I have every time I can’t help but notice how they don’t seem to fully have their shit together. Last time, it was the bathrooms — no toilet paper, broken toilets, messy as all get out and a general sense of disorganization in the office. This time, our bus took off 45 minutes late — not that we were in a rush but it seems like a fair amount of time to be off. There’s no denying that I have fun every time and will continue to go back but there’s probably some room for general improvement.
Tips:
–book in advance to save a few bucks
–if you plan on drinking/​picnic-​ing while mosying down the river on tubes, pay the extra few bucks to have a cooler tube, totally worth it.
–the bus takes you up to one part of the river and drops you off — plan to spend a good half of the day on the water. Don’t rush it though! :)