Trocadero

Wanted to go back to Gill for a haircut but I was unable to. .. my conversation with the receptionist went something like this:
«Trrrocadero!»
“Hi, I’d like to schedule a haircut with Gill next weekend”
«Oh no, he doesn’t work Saturday and we’re closed Sunday.»
«Okay, well how about later on a Monday or Friday … I work extra hours on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays.»
«Oh, Well, we’re closed on Mondays, and Gill doesn’t work on Fridays.»
«Oh, great. When does he leave on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays?»
«He leaves at five.»
«What about Presidents’ Day?»
«Uhmmm, that’s a MONDAY…»
” I guess I’ll just have to be shaggy, or find someone else to cut my hair.“
If you want to see Gill, I really recommend it, but I hope you’re a Mountain Brook housewife who doesn’t have to work.