Hotties

Hotties has some great deals on beers and shots but that’s about the only reason I’d come in here. The dancers here are definitely the worst that the west side has to offer, and the culturally diverse crowd consists of a lot of sketchy people. I felt like I really had to watch myself in here. There are plenty of great dive-​y strip clubs in the Portland, this however is not one of them. It’s just a really shitty strip club.

After a long night at the «Pit Stop» across the street, we meandered here around 1:15 am with the hopes we could sit, watch some pretty ladies and people watch the skeezy patrons. We knew this place would be tacky and awful, but this was just. terrible.
Upon entry the pregnant bar tender capped the deal, when I requested a «Vodka and Tonic» and the response was (while rubbing her huge pregger belly), «Sorry, beer and wine only.» so I ordered up a white wine.
I was waiting for some time before I got up to check on the status, I saw her struggling with the bottle and then looked up at me and said, «Shyeet. Some prick’d gone an’ takin’ all my wine glasses.»
I smiled and said, «Stick it in a mug» to which she filled it to the top. That was the two stars. Mug of wine for $ 4? Heck yes… that was about the only high light.
I sat down and noted all the men were nasty looking and NOT TIPPING. The ladies were dancing just fine, but it was more close to public porn (think vaginas in people’s faces and bored looking strippers) than stripping.
I would not go back here. It looked like at any moment those guys would rape the strippers, and my friends plus myself. They were those types of individuals. Scary.
The bouncer was actually a really really nice guy, so I give kudos for a non-​skeeze bouncer dude.

This isn’t the best strip club, but they do have a pool table. They have free pools on sundays and mondays. They girls aren’t that great looking. Some of them are attractive, but I would not spend a lot here. It is a fun spot to hang out with friends, play some pool and watch strippers.

I tried to give this place zero stars, but Unilocal wouldn’t let me.
Hotties is a strip club. «Nice shirt» was the best I could come up with in the spirit of «if you don’t have anything nice to say…»
Luckily, I’m over the ‘trying to say something nice’ phase.
@ 11pm on a Friday night there was 1 girl dancing… like a sack of potatoes. The guys in the front row (who she was crawling all over) looked unamused. I had $ 20 in ones in my pocket, and decided that she wasn’t getting one unless she rolled over and played dead for them. O wait, she already was…
They don’t have a liquor license (yet?)… at the door they kindly gave us directions to the bar across the street. On the upside, entry was only $ 5, and the bottled water at the bar $ 2. Okay, they earned their 1 star– they did give accurate directions to a bar.