Carmike Plaza 6

Well what a quaint little Theatre.
Popcorn is nicely lubed up with 5w30, drinks are nice and cold (yet somehow slightly off. Should coke taste like rust?)
after watching a 2 hour movie I think a metal folding chair would be more comfortable. Seriously. I need to to go find a chiropractor.
Also hopefully I didn’t just legionaires disease from the partially functioning air conditioning.

Let’s get the negatives out of the way first, because there are some really good things I want to mention.
The bad stuff: The place is fairly run down, with stained carpets, tattered seats, and dark corners that might not have been vacuumed in years. (On more than one occasion I’ve left with a Juicy Fruit stuck to my shoe.) There are only a handful of employees working at any given time, and they have to juggle selling tickets, popping popcorn, and firing up the projectors. I once witnessed two employees scream at each other for a few minutes because each thought the other was supposed to get the film rolling on our screen. This happened while the audience was waiting for the movie to actually start, of course. If your movie starts on time, well, you’re in the minority. The sound and picture quality of the movies also seems to vary from screening room to screening room. And lastly, the movie theater’s parking lot – which is part of a larger, entirely empty strip mall – looks like a minefield. AWESOME.
The good stuff: The prices are – across the board – a couple bucks cheaper than any other theater in the area, and this is for first-​run pictures. Concessions also seem to be a tiny bit cheaper, if that’s your thing. And while the theater only has a half dozen screens, I’m occasionally surprised at the variety. There’ve been a few times when a limited run movie slides through. And one of my favorite things about the theater – if you go later on a weeknight, there’s a chance you’ll have a whole screening room to yourself. Yeah yeah, going to the cinema is a community experience. But sometimes propping your feet up is fun too.
And for what it’s worth: I’ve been to this theater about 25 times over the past ten years and I’ve never, ever had any dangerous experience (like Chappy’s review suggests).

Umm this movie theater is great if you’re sitting in the back where no1 will roll up on you. It aint dat I’m scared to go in there but lets just say I wouldn’t go in there without some of that pepper spray naw what I mean? The only time I felt safe der is when I went to see Passion of the Christ one sunday after church let out. Lemme tell you something else real quick the arcade is weak sauce. No air hockey. No duck hunter. Impossible animal grab claw game. Im finna win my bo when of dem Dispickable Me dudes and dat claw clampin right above it eury time. Food be overpriced and I’m pretty sure da lady workin the counter saw the first movie ever. She be so old she can’t even tell me if I should see Star Trek or Fast and the Furious. I chose FF btw. Whatever don’t say Chappy aint warned ya.
Chappy G