Late July Snacks

These are the best tortilla chips I’ve ever had. I’ve had the plain ones… I haven’t tried any of the flavors.

I picked these up at the Target near my office on a whim. I wanted chips, but without the same old greasy chip. They caught me first with the colorful packaging. And green chilies? Please, I HAD to have them. I was afraid they were going to be gross because it said multi-​grain and gluten-​free but I went for it anyway. They were soooo good! The chips are thick and crispy and each one has tons of flavor. They are also very reasonably priced in comparison to other similar brands. I would definitely recommend these to anyone and I plan on trying some of the other flavors. After I eat this whole bag. ;]

I’ve been trying to eat a little healthier lately… and I’ve also found myself really attracted to the kind of women that shop at Whole Foods… you know… the ‘earthy organic granola hippy chicks’ I used to call ‘earth muffins.’
So I’ve been hittin’ the Whole Foods up to check out the patchouli wearing Birkenstock girls and eat healthier foods.
That’s where I discovered these awesome multigrain snack chips from Late July Snacks… they’re organic… which the granola girls dig… and they give money from every purchase to kids summer camps or something… which makes me look like I care about social issues and stuff.
They call them ‘Mild Green Mojo’ and they say that they’re flavored with green chiles, cheese and a hint of lime.
I don’t think they’re vegan so that turns off the really radical vegan chicks who shop at Whole Foods… which is totally ok with me because usually they’re too high maintenance anyway and I got a thing for cheeseburgers and pizza… always have and I always will… don’t matter how hot she is… no woman will ever change that.
Of course… if I’m able to… I’ll make sure that cheeseburger comes from free range grass fed cows if I can.
Because I’m that kinda guy.
But that’s the only compromise I’ll ever make on that issue you know what I’m sayin’?
Vegan activists?
Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Back to those Mild Green Mojo chips.
They’re ‘certified gluten free’ so if you got any friends that whine about gluten… whatever that is… they won’t whine about these chips.
Which… for an organic… socially conscious product bought at a health food store to impress potentially poly-​amorous hippy chicks taste amazingly awesome.
They don’t have a real oily texture… and they’re thicker than your average tortilla chip… that lime really jumps out on your tongue and the seasonings are generous and they just taste awfully good… eat the whole bag in one sitting kinda good if you know where I’m coming from.
I paired them up with this German beer I’d just bought a twelver of the other day at my local liquor store… where I mostly meet hot cougars wearing a lot of perfume and animal prints buying bottles of wine and packs of Virginia Slim cigarettes before they go out with one of their newly divorced friends tryin’ to score with some young hottie.
It was the only beer I had laying around… ‘Hacker-​Pschorr’… which I don’t think I’llbe buying anymore because it was just too ‘molassessy’ for my taste… I’m gonna grab some more of that Warsteiner Beer next time… but still… I think any beer would go good with these chips.
I don’t know how they would go with a Chardonnay though if you’re in to entertaining the cougars.
I didn’t try them with a dip or anything… I just munched on them in their glorious nakedness… although they were a good size and thickness to scoop up just about anything you’d wanna dip one of these babies into.
Prolly some tofu-​ey dip if you met a hot little granola kind of girl at the Whole Foods.
I don’t know where they get the ‘Mojo’ from… these chips… but ‘mojo’ is pretty cool I guess… at least it sounds kinda cool… and I like shit that sounds cool so I’m gonna highlight the ‘mojo’ these chips got.
They didn’t cost very much for a 5.5 oz bag… like two fifty or something… and they’ll last you two or three days if you’re not all high and munchin’ out after smokin’ a bong or something.
They’ll keep pretty well in the old cupboard and they’re a great emergency snack to have layin’ around just in case you come home with one of the granola girls… she’ll know you been shoppin’ at Whole Foods… which will turn her on to no end… and you can drop something into the conversation about helpin’ underpriveleged kids go to summer camp… which should… between the fact that you’ve got her at your pad anyway… and you been using that new organic sandalwood soap from Whole-​Paycheck… insure that you get your USDA recommended amount of organic lovin’ if you know what I’m sayin’.
I give Late July Organic Wild Green Mojo Multigrain Snack Chips eleven thumbs up and I can’t wait to hit the Whole Foods again soon and check out some environmentally and socially conscious hippy chick hotties and try one of their other flavors.
Until next time… this is Viewminder… givin’ you the straight mojo on whatevah you need to know about whatevah!