McDonald’s

The worst McDonald’s on the face of the earth. Bring a book. IPad tv something. Even a sleeping bag. There is no hurry. Let’s put it this way for fast food you’d be in and out quicker going to ruth chris. By the time I got my whole order after 17 minutes my fries were ice cold. When I asked for warm fries that took another 4 minutes. So let me some it up if you want fast food and got at least 20 minutes to kill let the country’s most caring assertive staff at this McDonald’s be the one to serve you today

Unilocal’s star rating?
It’s eye candy. A visceral draw. Akin to «two thumbs up». I can’t pick a joint based solely on stars. I actually read the varying reviews to gather a whole yin/​yang perspective of experiences. Some reviewers, like myself, encapsulate joints on the whole of the experience to decide a star rating. Others rate on food alone. Some reviewers rate solely on bad service despite decent edibles. So, it’s not odd seeing 2 stars for joints also receiving 4 or more. This feverish flux is also attributed to good joints having bad days. Or crappy joints having anomalous good days. Or on a reviewer’s unmet or surpassed preconceived expectations.
So, in theory, no joint’s «planets» align every time to be consistently good nor consistently bad.
But then there’s this here McDonald’s. It blows all my prior yin/​yang theory malarkey all to hell. Unerringly. Consistently.
No. It’s not the ³⁄₁ homeless person to patron eat-​in ratio that bugs me. I’m a carryout kind of guy. It’s the less than enthusiastic employees and lackluster service I’ve received over time. Too often I’d rolled up in this here piece to end up ordering grub from a cashier with ‘tude who couldn’t give two flying farts about taking my order.
Admittedly, my last trip here the young lady at the register was very pleasant and attentive. An anomalous good day? A positive turnaround in service? Too bad that rare pleasantry was ruined by excessively sodium soaked fries singed hard in old grease. And a busted Angus Burger with more mayo n’ ‘shrooms on the box than on the burger.
Yes. I’m masochistic enough to give even a lackluster joint two to three random visits before forming a final opinion. Well, I’ve been to this joint multiple times. It’s consistently sucked mau loa kahunas on one level or another for years.
This McDonald’s the yang sans the yin. So, in theory, it’s unerringly anomalously consistently bad?
WTF, y’all. My head hurts. Is there a BK around here?

Hustle in before the 50+ year old ladies, vast majority of city residents without a felony, are released for jury duty lunch and can’t wait to spend their free $ 15 compensation. They compete with the east bound Baltimore Street bus line or subway patrons taking a lunch break on the road to nowhere.
Where to start? The patrons? The staff? The language? The vagrants inside and out of the establishment with outstretched hands? The health department closure that was lifted? The homeless white guy struggling to feed his wife and two children out of school on a weekday?
MickyD’s is the dregs. This is an all time low.

No decaf coffee, ever, the sausage mcskillet sandwich had something in it that was mysterious and there are bums hanging out in the place who «flirt» with the women and ask you for money. Stay away!!!

Really long wait. Bun on the cheeseburger was kind of stale. Soggy fries.