Greenwood Recovery

Worst business in the world. It’s ok to have this type of business and I see it as no issue. The people that work here are thieves. They will steal things from your car and damage it without give two shits. I highly recommend never using these people for anything at all. I don’t want to waste another minute even writing this review for these jerks.

This is a disgusting establishment. This place makes garbage look like dish detergent. Some say syphilis was first contracted within these very walls. What a bunch of lowlifes. They steal your car, and then ask you for 350 dollars like you are the one who did something wrong. It’s the best joke I’ve heard in a while so I paid. They also ask for ONLY cash. What kind of drug-​dealing-​hand-​job-​around-​the-​corner-​when-​no-​one-​is-​looking-​kind-​of-​shit is that? I didn’t believe the devil existed prior to encountering this blemish on the face of the earth. I wish everyone here the best of luck with the gonorrhea they all definitely have… in fact, it is not uncommon to hear an employee here speaking about a green discharge they have coming from their penis… no it is not because you were eating too much celery you dumb fuck it is because you are a morally reprehensible human being who deserves nothing but the worst… but gonorrhea will do for now… and no amount of money will make that green discharge disappear or fill that void in your souls that comes from being so shitty to people… I guess it is only fitting you guys are named greenwood. Even in a shitty neighborhood in baltimore, you guys stand out as particularly shitty. That’s exceptional. Also you won an award in 2006 for being «the best of baltimore.» Was the voting limited to people who work at greenwood recovery? Who the fuck likes you guys? What are you the best at? Sucking your own dicks? Haha I bet that’s what it says in the sign in really small letters. Best of Baltimore 2006*…*at sucking their own dicks… I hope one day a giant cloud comes over your business and your entire practice floods with semen. I really wish that upon you. God bless you all.

They are the worst: they will try to extort money out of you by threatening and other means. My recommendation: call the police as they attempt to tow your car. Truly one of the worst organizations I have ever had to deal with.

I wish I had something nice to say, but I don’t. I will start with the fact they employ some of the most uneducated hoodrats in the city.
They towed my cousin’s car for «blocking a dumpster», but guess who has pictures that clearly show the space was not marked as a no parking zone. Me, of course.
Even the police said they are scammers and have predatory practices. The good thing is that I have pictures and police testimony that they did not lawfully tow her car. They will be paying me back plus some. Sorry… not sorry. Ratchet is as ratchet does.

Nothing but SCUM. Very unprofessional & RUDE! I called to pick up my car since with them you have to make an appointment to pick up your car… can you believe that? I think that is just the most stupid thing EVER. So I called 6 times and of course they send you to voicemail and say they will call you back. uhmmm NO I need my car today not on your time! Long story short they are just tryna hold your car so they can charge storage fees. If I could give them less than 1 star I would because they do NOT deserve any. && this is not just a disgruntled review because of what happened to my vehicle because if they were nice I would have wrote that, they are just very unprofessional.

I read the reviews on greenwood recovery and the all were negative. I found this to be untrue. They were so nice to me. They helped me with my things that were in my car. They are helpful and knowledgeable. I know it sucks to have your car towed or repo. Greenwood recovery is a very nice business. Thank you guys for your help!

Had my car towed while I was grabbing lunch on Fort Ave. Apparently where I was parked was owned by another restaurant… I’m not even sure you can claim your own spots if you rent a store from a shopping center. When I received my lunch and went outside my car and two others were being towed. $ 165 just to lower the car for 5 minutes of work. Scum bags! Once they dropped mine he went right over to another and towed that one. Then I noticed that they literally sit there and wait for you to come out and force you to pay the drop fee instead of taking it to the lot. It’s a sure fire way to get you to pay quickly so they can move on. He also told me if they tow it than its $ 330!!! This must be the most expensive towing company on the planet.

I really don’t know how tow companies sleep at night. How can you make a living with a clear conscious. Find a skill. I know the economy is tough. But seriously, take another job. I hope the owners are at least donating to charity. HA. riiight.
So I’m parked in a garage that I PAY for. But long story short, I forgot to put the pass in the window. So I’m towed. It’s only a $ 10 cab ride away. But they charge $ 300 to tow. Plus $ 25 per day. I had the best taxi driver (call Yellow Taxi Baltimore: 410−685−1212) who took me to an ATM at 6am because of course they only accept cash. It’s a shady neighborhood. The cab driver drops me off right in front of the gate and at least there is a cop chillin at the corner.
They buzz me in and I’m in a small area where they have an ATM, a soda machine and a woman who has me sign a paper and pay $ 325. I walk through a gate into the enclosed property to get my car. It had no scratches and luckily isn’t blocked in by other cars. Their building is right next to an auction building. Better pick up your car!
I drive up and the woman lets me out of the garage gate and I head to work. Could be worse I guess but freakin hell, what a way to start the day. And you know damn well that they will not waive the cost just because I forgot to put my parking pass in the window.

F-​ing crooks. I parked in their lot for a Ravens game. I had to leave in the middle of the 4^th quarter only to find they packed the lot with cars. And I mean they packed it, you could not walk between some cars, less then 6″ or room. Not only could I not leave, I had to wait 2 hours after the game for the other 80 cars in the lot to clear. When I called to complain the guy on the phone kept telling me to call «the lot owner» which is Greenwood. Just a run around. BBB complaint filed.

EFF THESE GUYS. Can I give lower than one star? Curses and curses to all tow truck companies. They are PURE SCUM. Making money off poor city people making a parking mistake for 10 minutes with your hidden signs? OVER THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO GET A CAR OUT OF A PARKING GARAGE. You are the worst of the worst. That big crack in your plate glass window is deserved. Your establishment should be burnt down. Ok, that’s enough. Rar.