ME: Hi, do you folks sell Amsterdam Shag rolling tobacco? DS: Yes. ME: I’ll take the 1.25oz pack. DS: That’ll be $ 10.60. Would like a bag for that? ME: No, I’m just gonna bend over and let you shove it up my ass. I wanna get the full effect of being raped here. DS: Really? ME: Why not? I’ve never paid over $ 6 for it before. I wanna feel what that extra $ 4 is getting me. Ya mind if I roll up one of these when you’re finished? Oh, and it’s already dried out and old when I break it open. You guys suck.