Bert’s Mobil Carwash

Bert, is small in frame. Stands at about 5’5″ and he’s an average hardworking MEXI-​CAN, but he’s great at washing car’s. He always uses the best Eco-​friendly waterless as possible way to wash your car, and will go beyond he’s way to take care of every detail on your Benz or pinto, no indifference or too small of a job he can’t handle!
Bert, was washing a car one Friday afternoon, the sun was blazing hot, the mariachi music in the background, I noticed he was hauling more ass than the wile Cayote after he’s «infamous» prey The road-​runner!
As I waited till he finished and asked him to please wash the Benz if possible and he gladly said: «Yes, mi amigo». He took the time to wash it with minimum water, very serious backpack full of sprays and trinkets, and detailed every Inch of leather, and chrome in the grey Benz, and left it immaculate, shined like smooth clean glass, he merely charged me 100 $ and I made it rained ladies & gents, like a stripper on a good day dancing like a goddess on the stage I made it rained on he’s sun– kissed, ASS. lol!
In other words, he did a great job!