Washington State Liquor Store #95

Great store, and very helpful friendly staff.
I like this location, there seems to be more selection here than others I have been too. Perhaps it is the layout or maybe they do have more to choose from.

The highest grossing liquor store in the state.
They keep my favorite gin in the cold box, so I like ‘em fine.
I think it’s stupid I can’t just buy my liquor at the grocery store, but what. ever. Washington State…
suit yourself.
The theory is that there is a great deal of disposable income on the island and so the receipts are higher at this particular location.
My personal theory, after two years of close observation, is that the trendy parenting philosophy on Bainbridge Island seems to be:
–Your kids are «good kids».This is proved by his/​her gleaming report card, you are NOT a biased parent. So — you buy up for your teenagers so at least you know where they are when the little darlings get shit faced drunk.
–Go to bed well before midnite on the other side of your 5,000 square foot home, with a dozen or so half drunk teens in the house, so that when their not-​even-​old-​enough-​to-​drive-​legally friends steal your car and take five of their other friends with them and crash into one of the scenic ancient fir trees, you can sue the drivers’ parents for wrongful death, grand theft, jacking up your SUV or whatever seems appropriate.
–after the ordeal, you frequently visit the liquor store to drown your sorrows because how could this have happend to your oh-​so-​perfect family?
That about covers it.
And — oh, excuse me, Mr. Perfect Parent?
Yeah, uh-​huh.
Hi.
I just want to let you know if one of your skanky spawn hurts someone I love — you won’t need the liquor store, cuz I will personally put you out of your misery myself.