Loop Inn

So its obvious what kind of hotel this is. You go there to have a good time with your partner. Ive been here twice w/​my husband and havent had any problems. The rooms are always clean, hot tubs always clean. Ive only been in the regular room. Never used the tv while there so cant comment on that. But everything else in the room was fine no complaints. First time, we ordered italian food and they delivered to us, we got the menus from the lobby. Another time we went out for dinner at a place called «patria», since we did an overnight stay. Good food & good music there.

It was ok nothing to brag about i kept hearing about it the tub was the best it definitely needs to b upgraded would i go back no o dont think so its a overprice motel u pay for what u get

It’s great that you have the 4 hour option to not have to spend the whole night if you don’t want to.

I had heard about this magic place just 30 minutes from where I live, with themed rooms and jacuzzis. After a grueling couple of weeks in this cold NJ winter, my boy and I had been fantasizing about hanging out in a hot tub. Well our wishes were granted, and I’m glad we took a chance and strolled over to this joint. It was well worth it. After checking out the reviews here, I feel compelled to stick up for the place, but also offer a few tips.
First of all, it is what it is. A motel that rents by the hour is obviously not going to look and feel like a 5 star hotel. I’m reading that some Unilocalers were disappointed by how «divey» the place felt. This is a novelty, a FUN place to be, and it’s shaped like a castle for goodness sake, so don’t take it too seriously. It was built in 1988 and there have been no upgrades — it felt like time travel. Upon initial walk in, we flicked on the lights and were hysterically laughing for the first 5 minutes, «Is this for real? Are they kidding? This is amazing !». The 80’s style Scarface vibes add to the kitschy allure. Didn’t you you come here to unwind and escape reality anyway?
Perhaps stay for the 4 hour block (that’s what we did) instead of staying for the whole night. Get a bottle of wine and hang out in the jacuzzi and have fun with ALL THOSE MIRRORS surrounding you on the walls and ceilings.
Now that I’ve raved about all the things I dig about this place, I’ll warn you of a few flaws to avoid disappointment (and hopefully management reads this– I’d love to inspire some upgrades).
— Upon entering the room, we got blasted with the stench of cigarettes. Even as the occasional smoker myself, I was a little grossed out. It was such a strong stench, that I had a moment of panic that someone was already using our room and was smoking inside. Although it is cool to have the smoking option, please ventilate the rooms better. Which brings me to my next point:
–What good is it to have a room encapsulated by mirrors, if only for them to be completely fogged up as soon as you get the jacuzzi going. Again, Loop Inn, you are wonderful but please install vents, the type of vents that are usually in bathrooms to pull out shower steam.
–Lack of towels. Obviously 2 people will be using the room, and we come here to use the jacuzzi, and it is winter right now. 2 medium sized cheap thin towels may have dried us off, but I really could have used an extra one for my hair. Going home with wet hair in the winter is no good. Or a hair dryer in the bathroom would have been considerate, being that those are pretty standard in any motel room.
With all that said, it is still totally worth going. I love this place and think it’s one of a kind. We had a blast, and will be back again. I’ll just make sure to bring some extra towels next time.

New Jersey’s very own love motel!
Came here for a romantical romp with a special friend. Opted for the regular room just as a tryout.
The outside looked like some old prison. Wish I had taken a pic of it. I think they filmed Walking Dead Season 3 here. Glenn and Maggie probably had a good time in one of the rooms.
Stairway leading up to our 3^rd floor room reeked of cigarettes. Hallway was dimly lit. I was getting pretty nervous about what I had just plunked down money for. Now for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…
Ta da! A regular room with a heart shaped jacuzzi. Meh. The room, while as clean as I hoped, was not as romantic as I thought it would be. «Leather» couch lacked padding. Bed covers definitely not luxurious nor sensual. Attention was definitely not given to detail here.
Nonetheless, it’s definitely a step up from a motel, but I think a hotel might still be more romantic. The 4 hour option is nice for a variety of situations. I am still intrigued by the higher priced offerings.

I loved this hotel. The theme suites are awsome. I stood in the cave theme room it was the coolest thing ever. I have need stood in another hotel like this one. The room even had its own private jacuzzi. This is a must go to exspecially for couples.

Not bad! Did the job! lol Nothing out of the ordinary though. Probably stay closer to home next time!

The rooms look like an early ’90’s porn movie set with the neon colored columns, drop ceiling and antiquated linens… And if you didn’t get that impression at first, guess what was playing on 2 of the tv channels? You guessed it, early ’90’s porn! Chicka boom chicka pow!
When I was checking in through the drive thru (don’t judge me, I wasn’t looking for the Waldorf) the guys behind the counter were eating fried chicken. They were polite enough to wipe their hands on a napking when handling my cash or offering me «bubbles» for the jacuzzi. No, I will not be using bubbles today. Thank you.
Onto the room… The room was stank and the bed sank… Seriously, I smelled cigarette smoke even though there’s a no smoking policy with signs everywhere! Also, the bed springs were broken or something because the mattress sank in the middle. But the room was big enough to have a small party! For $ 65 for 4 hours it served its purpose. This spot wasn’t the most romantic. I gave it 2 stars instead of 1 because the size of the room gave it a good buffer to the other rooms. The size of the room was big enough for a party of 4 – 6. It was a good place to try once.

This place couldn’t be more skanky or less romantic if they tried. What a dive. Ok, we know folks are going there to screw, but the whole set-​up is cheap. The front desk is like a gas station in the inner city. The walk up to the room feels cheap and sleazy. The room is tacky and could not be less cozy or romantic. You feel like you’re paying to mess around in a dive club’s bathroom. This is what passes in New Jersey for «romantic?» Holy cow. We booked it out of there and found a Courtyard by Marriott. (which was clean with really comfortable beds in an incredibly romantic setting. Loop Inn? Gross, filthy and disgusting. Don’t get sucked in.

The ambiance was decent, Jacuzzi was ok. To bad the memory will last longer than the asshole I went with. Only thing I would change is the crappy music channels and add Fabreeze. My suggestion bring Clorax wipes, because if dude took me just to smash, I don’t want to imagine how many times he brought other girls there along with the men similar to him.

I can’t even give this place one star. I stayed at this motel once many years ago; and, it isn’t for anyone classy, like myself. It felt like it was a motel for hoes and pimps – of which, I definitely do not fit any any one of those categories. I heard a few good things about this motel back in the day so I thought I’d try it. But I do not recommend it at all. Actually, I tried to save this rating without clicking any stars but it didn’t let me so I had to click one star.

This spot put the «dirty» in dirty jerZ.
If you’re down for a post-​bacchanalia romp with your significant other (or some random chick you met at a bar) in a heart-​shaped hot tub, followed by a romp in a heart-​shaped bed… and the whole time peepin porn (which is on ²⁴⁄₇) on tv… book it.
Don’t even get me started on the wonders of the «jungle room»…I think I tore my hamstring that night.

This place is great for a romantic encounter with your sweetie, the rooms are clean and spacious. Our room had a King sized pillow-​topped bed, Cable TV, and a HUGE tube on a raised platform. It also had those glowing roman columns around the tub for ambiance lighting. We chose their short stay option which was $ 65 for four hours. Great Deal!

room 201 the jungle room –an oasis with a built in pool and many many extras, fireplace, etc… VERY romantic.
My best friend rented this room for a valentines nite interlude with the love of her life… she also asked him to marry her and yes, they lived happily ever after.
We decorated this room from top to bottom with candles, but I’ve got to say that I have never seen anything quite like this room… it has lit up neon roman columns through out the room, a spiral staircase leading to your downstairs waterfall pool… and CLEAN…
A heart shaped jacuzzi rests on a stage surrounded by mirrors and the heart shaped bed has a car radio built in next to it. the funniest thing I’ve seen yet! I can’t remember what she paid for this place but I can tell you it’s got to be pricey folks, so get the green in order.