Palazio Men’s Club

Best strip club in Austin by far. I rarely write reviews anymore but this place has great service and wonderful hospitality. Went here for a bachelor party and if you have a big party, call Mike and everything is taken care of.

If you want to get ripped off by drunk-​on-​the-​job waitresses, or feel the need to catch attitude from less than pleasant bartenders, or just want to watch coked-​out strippers give half-​assed lap dances, than boy have I got the place for you!
Palazio is right up your alley! From the overpriced drinks to the shady sales tactics, you will feel right at home as the staff finds different ways to steal your money. I’m getting tingly all over just talking about it!
Billing disputes, you say? No problem here. There’s nothing to be disputed when the club robs you point-​blank by forging your signature on credit card transactions that you never authorized to begin with. But it’s all good, right? I mean businesses that operate like this always have longevity and NEVER fall under the watchful eye of the IRS, DEA, or cops, right?
Can’t wait to go back!

Got there on a Wed night so wasn’t expecting much but was pleasantly surprised by how clean and professional everything was. The quality of girls was also very nice for a non weekend night. A beer will cost around $ 9. Lap dances are $ 25. Beyond that there’s VIP «section» which is literally the second half of the building. I was told it costs $ 500 and the another $ 500 for the dancers time. Quite a jump from $ 25! The lap dances are done in an open section to the right of the main stage… which is pretty awkward because everyone in the crowd can see you… no privacy at all, not even a dark corner. But if you don’t mind then it’s still a good time.

Don’t even waste time at another club. Best women. Best room. Best waitresses. Best bartenders. Best price. The end.

I think this is the best strip club in Austin. The girls are hot, the local upscale. Too bad, the ugly chicks who put out, talk shit. dp

I love this place, it is by far the friendliest club in town, and Brittany is by far the best waitress in Austin in a club or not, hands down the BEST!

I really actually love this strip club I love David who is the manager! This is the first time I even remotely had a bad experience with the door because I was the only female and I’m not allowed in without a male escorts which for me is very disappointing because I really like pretty vagina and I can’t see it without a penis available
I was not allowed to even see why vagina was not accepted at the strip club! A month I came in with a male escort they would not let me in to the strip club which was very dissatisfying
So I’ve been here by myself and with a male escort and both times it has been such an unexpected experience needless to say I thoroughly enjoyed my and I and David the manager has made sure that I am taking care of you no matter what

I have been to this club a LOT. Weekdays, weekends, day shift, all the time. Day shift is AWESOME, they have fantastic lunch specials and the day shift girls are SO hot. Not like the ugly day girls at other clubs.

This is a pretty solid gentlemen’s club in the Austin area. Decent cover price. Higher class girls. The bouncers weren’t too pushy about enforcing the drink policy. Location wise, it’s a bit out of town so good luck trying to get a cab. Your best bet is probably Über.

The best gentleman’s club in town! Filled with an abundance of sexy dancers, fun events, huge screens for fight nights and football games. Gorgeous waitstaff who are very friendly, good food, and the cabanas are really upscale. A great club I highly recommend bringing your friends to.

In Austin to shoot a video and finally got a night off, my friend and I (we’re both women) came in to drink and party. We had more than a great time. Staff was kind and helpful. The manager Rob was great and made sure our time was fantastic! The drinks were good. Girls were beautiful and sweet. All around an A+ strip club. Interior of club is very sexy as well. Definitely trying to get the whole crew back before we fly home. I recommend Palazio!!! They treated us like queens

Hands down the best Gentleman’s Club in Austin! Great girls and staff. Unbelievable lights and music like an LA club. Good food too! By far the best place to take your buddies for bachelor parties or just for fun. Lots of couples here too which is cool. Its kind of like a Night Club with benefits! The décor is very high end unlike most clubs around.

I’m here for a birthday, and I don’t have anything to compare it to. So here goes: It’s a Sunday afternoon — it’s not very busy. The staff is AWESOME (attentive, great service, friendly, entertaining) — hostess, waitress, dancers, DJ — everyone!
Awesome football game playing on the TVs (NFC Championship!). Had an early lunch — we ordered the filet w/​baked potato and onion rings, angel hair pasta w/​shrimp and tomatoes, spinach salad w/​bacon, tomatoes, red onions, feta cheese, toasted pecans (w/​balsamic vinaigrette), plus the bacon wrapped jalapeño shrimp appetizer. The food here is surprisingly tasty and fresh — not what I was expecting. The spinach salad was the hit — absolutely delicious and huge. The filet was over-​cooked and under-​seasoned, but we were just too full to send it back. They kindly comped us a few drinks and a dessert, which was greatly appreciated. The onion rings are seriously the best onion rings I’ve ever tasted in my life — delicate crispy batter (maybe rice flour?) — just perfect!
Overall, it was a birthday success!

My buddies and I roll in, pay the cheaper cover compared to to other comparable strip clubs in Austin. But who the hell cares, the minute we walk in to this place our jaws did a collective drop as we are greeted by a line of smoking hot waitresses. I had to pick my friends jaw up from the vegas style carpeted floor because I didn’t want him looking to thirsty or desperate within seconds of walking in. We find a little corner to hang out on this busy night.
As our waitress seats us and begins to take our order its hard to miss the swimming pool sized LCD screen tastefully set right behind the main stage. Oh me oh my. Girls here girls there from every corner of the globe. Ecuador/​Puerto Rican girl? Check. 6’2″ Brazilian girl?. Check. Country girl from Kansas? Check. College girl from UT? Check. Teen Mom girl from that reality show? Check Not a single girl in there that was not worthy of heading to the coast and being a Vegas dancer.
I prefer the VIP section as you make your way towards the back of the club. The booths are spacious and perfect for that private dance. Not to mention the private VIP restroom so you do not have to track your way back to the front of the club.
And yes, girls were coming at us left and right. But don’t take it personally boys, that’s their job. There was one that found me for a private dance. $ 100 for 5 private dances and she even threw in a couple of complimentary dances and some decent conversation not simply hitting me for my cash and running to the next customer… such is life when youre hung and go to spend money. lol
I’ll spare you readers the in-​depth details. Palazio is the best that Austin has to offer. Hands Down! if you haven’t been, go! If you’re visiting and want the most bang for your buck with a classy and tasteful ambiance this is the bee’s knees! lol Enjoy

A very upscale men’s club that gets packed really quick. I don’t think I saw an empty seat in the whole place but that’s my fault for getting there late. The girls looked really out of my league and I felt like I needed a suit and tie to get a lap dance. We ended up leaving early because we didn’t want to stand up all night. Maybe the night would have been different if we arrived a little bit earlier.

Best place in Austin for adult entertainment. Fair prices on drinks and stellar talent. This is THE PLACE to go.

I really like the ambience of this place. It adds a very classy feeling to the overall experience. I wish the clientele was a little more upscale.
I went there with a girlfriend and, although I understand they cater to men better, I still found the service quite lacking.
I don’t think I’ll go back unless I am in the area. The drive from Round Rock is not all that worth it.

The drinks are watered down tremendously. Happy Hour at Expose (their partner club, even) is much better. This venue is nice, girls are nice (their job). Came for an event, but doubt I’d come back here.

Last night my man and I were feeling frisky and some steamy playtime at Palazio turned out to be just the fingers to «scratch» our naughty Itch.
Bishop, you are the man! Thanks for making our night out so memorable. The ladies were beautiful, the drinks were spectacular, and the VIP treatment made me wish we could head back there right now!
Hey Blondie, you know who you are… We will see you soon! My man insists!

I will give it 3 stars but it really runs at about a 2 star establishment. It is a bit more full of itself than it needs to be and is a bit overrated. I would rather go to Expose than here if I am choosing but hey go as the group goes. I also know that I am generally in the minority here but I have always had a good time there. It has some good looking women and surprisingly decent service. The crowd can get a bit sketchy at times but they keep a good eye on the place.
Not a bad way to kill some time and put some girl through «college».