I want this train to be like the one in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood — you know the one that goes around in circles and gets you everywhere you need to go while you stare mindlessly at weird things … Nothing says«let’s get this god damned party started and get the fuck going instead of crawling in traffic and frantically searching for expensive parking» quite like rail. Oh. And. It’s super clean, well lit, easy to navigate, fast, and always on time.