Gorgeous 75 Degree Day

It is 75 degrees in Austin!
Beautiful bluebonnets align the highways.
Barton Springs pool is beginning to percolate.
The sun gently smooches my skin.
I see birds flying and bees buzzing.
Lady Bird Lake is alive with activity.
There are green buds on the trees.
Bright blossoms on bushes.
Smiling people and scampering dogs.
Uh oh, I just stepped in dog poo.
Still, it’s a great day!

C’mon out to Texas… we’ll have a great time! California can’t really afford you anymore, so why don’t you just move to Austin year-​round?

I’m pretty sure we can get some type of tax break or incentive to make it happen.
This is the ONE thing people around here can agree on AND would GLADLY pay more in taxes to make you a permanent resident

Gorgeous 75 Degree Day? Okay, whatever you write about this particular subject, I’m doing your compliment right now:
«You’re so cool polar bears think it’s only 45-​degrees around you…»
«Once you get your own sitcom, it’ll be on channel 75…»
«Oscar Wilde once said, ‘Anybody can look good at 75-​degrees, but what will they look like at 76?’»
«At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking there couldn’t be any more ‘Local Flavor’ categories…»
«Wait, do you yodel?»
«Your profile is like cowbell, and I have a 75-​degree fever…»
«Like a strip of bacon frying over an open fire too long, I think I’ve burned out…» (Okay, I had nothing for that one.)

Couldn’t it be like this forever! No more putting on layers to keep warm or sweating as if you are in a sauna. No more turning your heater or your AC and all those electric bills skyrocketing.
I could sit in a park. I can sit outside the coffee house. I can go hiking. Maybe take up rowing down the Colorado.
75 degrees, sunny and definitely getting your Vitamin D in. Also hell you might as well put those spray on tanning salons out of business.

Stay. Never leave.
Kiss my skin with your warm sunshine. Then cool me with the a caress of a breeze in the shade.
Inspire me to do a hundred and one cool things like:
Run/​walk around the neighborhood/​lake/​track/​trail
Spend quality time with my dogs
Exercise
Kayak/​canoe
Wash my car/​bathe my dogs
Drive around with my windows down, my 80’s music turned up, my arm air surfing, singing at the top of my voice
Wax nostalgic or poetic
Shave my legs and paint my toenails
Color and cut my hair
Change and launder my sheets
Throw open my windows and air the house out
Forget about the crappy day I had under the soul killing fluorescent lights
Find a patio and enjoy some wine/​beer/​margaritas
Grill
Hammock in the sun
This is heaven! Bring on Daylight Saving Time and more sunshine!

Bust my buttons!
OK, why don’t you stick around for several months, instead of 1 day?