Fast Splash

This car wash damagd both rims on the drivers side. Initial resolution effort was helpful, but when «owner» intervened, he became verbally abusive. They will deny any responsibility and offer to settle the damage with «free washes»…as if I would ever take a car back there! Guys that work there are nice enough, but who needs the damage and an owner who is a total jerk!

The first thing you need to understand is with a name like «Fast Splash,» you are getting a quick, convenient, no frills car wash. Priced from $ 4 to $ 8, the four car wash offering are fairly basic with a combination of man and machine-​powered wash and dry. In my opinion, for the speed, quality, and price, this establishment is a good one!
Pro Tips:
1. Cash only.
2. Make sure to get a loyalty punch card; 8^th wash is free!
3. FREE vacuums at the rear of the building.
4. Don’t forget to give a few dollars tip. These guys work hard for you!

WORST PLACE EVER. I paid $ 8 for the ultimate wash; then gave the guy $ 2 for a tip. The guy cleaning my hood left the entire hood wet, I pointed to the wet hood to clean (when he was giving me the «all good» sign to go), he called me a MF’er. Couldn’t believe it. He looked right at me and swore at me. I have been going there for 9 years, spent a ton of money there. Place is under new ownership and it shows it — it is an absolute disaster. I wouldn’t wash my dog there. Again, stay away from this hell hole.

Like Beth H. said, the employees are NOT professional. One said to me, «You’re very pretty, you know that?» Like dude, c’mon, I’m just trying to get my car washed here and also, tell me something I don’t know. Jokes aside though, I did not appreciate the awkward remarks from him.
Anyway, the Super Wash is $ 6, so it’s pretty cheap as you can imagine. With that said, don’t expect a thorough cleaning. My car wasn’t completely dry so there was still some soap/​water marks, but living in Ann Arbor, I know it is only a matter of time when it’ll start snowing and salt stains will be all over my car.
Another thing that was weird about this place was I tried to go back in March around 3pm, and they said: «We are closing.» I was like, «Okay, so when are you normally open?» «Every day until 8pm except today.» Thanks.

The guys here are sketchy. The greeter looked at me like I am little red riding hood and he’s the big bad wolf. I shoo’ed off any notion that he was flirting but then again, he may have been thinking it was a polite and fun way to greet women to drum up business. Looking like a predator CAN’T be in any business model. They should stick with polite and professional.
Went through the wash and had two guys towel dry at the end. I handed one of them $ 2 and he looked around like a kid about to steal a cookie from the jar, before he took it. Whatever.
It’s a cheap car wash. As long as it doesn’t damage my car, I will be back but I will keep an eye on these guys until I can figure out what is their deal. Weird.

I live nearby and went to Fast Splash for a car wash, obviously. The wash itself was fine, but the real highlight was that I got to listen to one of the attendants shout (not sing) Lil Wayne’s «Scared Money». In fact, he recited the lyrics so ferociously that I could make out the song despite my windows being up while surrounded by rushing water and carwash robots.
When I left he must’ve thought I said «encore» instead of «thanks», because he was still shouting «SCARED MONEY DON’T MAKE NO MONEY» for the next hour, which I could hear as I read from my porch.
*Edit: apparently this is a Young Jeezy song *featuring* Lil Wayne