Victoria’s Secret

So I found out what Victoria’s Secret is. She used to be Queen of England, and she’s actually dead. How odd.
This location is in the Eastern Hills Mall and is the quietest one I’ve been to in WNY, not that WNY is ever particularly busy.
The most recent time I came to the Eastern Hills location was this past Xmas, when I was shopping for underwear with a girl I like, helping her pick out something fun for a friend who I also know pretty well. Okay, to be honest, I like going underwear shopping for girls. I mean, that sounds kind of weird, but it’s a bit of a thrill. I doubt that it’s anywhere near as thrilling for girls to underwear-​shop for guys. But what can I say. Underwear shopping for girls is a privilege and a pleasure.
All of the employees here are fantastic, and the little blonde girl that was helping us is probably my fave VS employee at any of the 3 VS stores in town. I don’t remember her name, but I do remember her face. Sort of like a petite Charlize Theron? Maybe you know the one I mean, if you shop here.
I love VS and it’s one of the few places that my very-​picky-​gf will buy underwear and cute outfits from. She’s totally a «Pink» girl. I didn’t realize that they had separate «VS Pink» stores until recently. That’s pretty cool. They take this girlie clothing thing very seriously, and rightly so. Most of the customers and employees are ridiculously good looking, and there are imposing pictures of all of the supermodels all over the place just to remind you what the clothes will make you look like.
Unless you’re super curvy, but here’s a true fact: personally, I like super curvy girls much better than very very skinny girls. Although I don’t discriminate. So if you’re super curvy and you’re in VS, then we should grab a chocolate malt sometime. Oh, and fitness girls are my fave, but they tend not to drink chocolate malts, and I can’t date someone that doesn’t drink chocolate malts. OK, I can.