Don’t go here unless you’re with a local or are incredibly drunk. And wait until karaōke has started, otherwise the silence is deafening as the regular patrons stare you down.
Mary Jane C.
Classificação do local: 5 Torrance, CA
If I hadn’t drank so much, I would remember our server’s name – sorry! We came in on a Thursday night and this place was jammin’ even at 1am. The bartender even served us table side which is rare in busy bars these days. She was super friendly and totally on top of it – even kept me from ordering something on the menu that she felt I would not end up liking(face it, we all have those items we are not too proud about on any menu). Definitely liked the place, good busy crowd with varying likes in music(karaōke) and a mixed crowd of ages and personality.
Juan H.
Classificação do local: 4 Hillsboro, OR
Very fun place. Food is actually very good and the service is excellent despite being busy. Saturday’s are the best days to go as it is packed and full of fun people.
Vanessa S.
Classificação do local: 5 Arcata, CA
This is the best value food I had in a month in the USA. We stayed 4 nights a couple blocks away in the Quality Inn so we were in Pyzanos a lot. It’s a total dive bar(yes there is some questionable clientele, but they left us to ourselves) in a strip mall with paint all over the windows, but it is absolutely fantastic. They have 9 TVs so you can watch whatever you want on, at least, one screen(we wanted to watch golf all weekend). They do breakfast for $ 5 before noon and only $ 6 after that. They have great happy hour specials for drinks and food, but even when it isn’t at a reduced price, the food is really cheap. Aside from that, the food is really REALLY good! The pizzas are amazing. The Service was helpful(we asked directions of the dame tending and serving at breakfast) and friendly. We had 4 different server/tenders, and they were all fantastic(especially considering they serve food and tend bar all over this pretty big bar all on their own). We just wish there were a Pyzanos in France!
Kelly O.
Classificação do local: 3 Vancouver, WA
I accidentally came to this bar because the first place I tried going to closed at 11pm and they told me to try this bar. I was desperate for a drink or two after an awful work shift/commute to the area gone wrong. I went on a Sunday late night, and there were enough people to make it alive on a karaōke night. The staff is friendly and mostly all of the people who were there were very friendly.
Linda C.
Classificação do local: 4 Beaverton, OR
Yep. I am here again and so is the singing bartender. I really like that they muddle the lime for the gin and tonic. It makes it so much more refreshing and not a lot of people do that. OMG !!! The singing bartender is singing one of my fav songs and she does not disappoint(thank goodness) AND she is still ringing and mixing drinks. Boss.
Brian W.
Classificação do local: 4 Beaverton, OR
The bar has gotten better since I started coming here. The drinks are great. The bartender gave me a couple tastes of drinks she was making. The owner is running around fully involved with the customers. He was serving food and even walking around filling water glasses. Karaōke is always entertaining and makes for a fun time.
Jeremy R.
Classificação do local: 5 Beaverton, OR
I never write reviews but my late night craving for pizza led me here, and it was good! I went in, about 12am and ordered a small pizza with mushrooms onions and garlic. As I waited I got to watch the late night crowd do karaōke. The pizza was fresh and delicious. I’m very impressed. Now to go to Yozone for some frozen yogurt.. yum!!!
Leander T.
Classificação do local: 5 Beaverton, OR
Lively karaōke, delicious pizza and reasonably priced well drinks make this my new late-night place.
Maurice R.
Classificação do local: 4 San Francisco, CA
Disclaimer: this place gets CRACKIN’ after 9PM, when the karaōke starts. The locals are not ashamed to get up and sing, shake a tail feather, or do whatever they feel like doing when the beat drops! The drinks are good and cheap, and this is a great spot for people-watching and just having a good time in a neighborhood bar without any pretentiousness or attitude. Highlight of the night? When the karaōke lady plays the«Elecric Slide», the bar patrons hit the floor and show you what they are working with. CLASSIC!
Kim O.
Classificação do local: 5 Portland, OR
For a hole in a wall in a strip mall I had a fantastic time here. They have a pool table which is nice when people aren’t waiting around for it. I’m Asian so obviously I love karaōke, good or bad and its here 7 days a week. It’s really small, and I think its local people mostly, but everyone is so nice. I really want to go back here I really enjoyed the two times I’ve been but the last time was embarrassing so I think I’ll have to wait a bit! Very friendly service, and even though it was packed on one of the weekend nights the service was still fast and friendly. Definitely recommend. I will be back someday.
Jay S.
Classificação do local: 4 Portland, OR
Pyzano’s is a nice little place tucked away in the footprint of a strip mall. You almost can’t see it from the street, but if you know it’s there head on in for a beer. I had a chance to meet the new owners and they were the nicest people I had the pleasure of talking to. Karaōke seven nights a week and a great atmosphere with plenty of seating and a pool table. I think they would benefit from having some live music from some local bands. They also make some killer pizza for when your stomach is begging for grub. You will not regret hanging out in this little hideaway spot!
David V.
Classificação do local: 1 Beaverton, OR
I give you a one star because you make all of the places around you a pain to go to. Your smokers are disrespectful dirty and distasteful. Make the go out back so I can take my family to the business around you. I am going to write the property owner to ban smoking on its property before 10 pm
Melina H.
Classificação do local: 4 The Colony, TX
This place was a crazy good time! We went on a Friday night and the staff advised us that they were having a «luau» complete with umbrella drink specials, leis, and hula lessons. Afterwards, they had their infamous karaōke which seemed to included a bunch of «regulars» along with newbies like me. The kj was very enthusiastic, encouraging audience participation for the good«sing-a-long» songs as well as throwing a few dance songs in here and there, which seemed to please the majority of the packed bar. People watching was some of the best I’ve witnessed in a while — all ages were present. My only minor gripe was that there was one bartender/server that seemed to be bothered with the fact that I was drinking club soda with lime. When she would get my hubs a beer, she would ¾ fill my drink and slide it towards me like it was a bother. Word to the wise: DDs are not a bunch of cheapskates. I tip very well if you take good care of me so my passengers can get home safe… and I don’t lose a bit of fun in the process so be nice!
Joe S.
Classificação do local: 1 Beaverton, OR
Never again. The drinks were made decently but I was charged downtown Portland club prices. This is the most expensive bar that I have ran into on the west side, for this reason alone I will never return. The staff was OK I guess. Friendly enough. The karaōke leaves much to be desired. I didn’t appreciate some drunk jack-ass playing an off rhythm tambourine behind me while I was trying to sing. The sound went from loud and sounding good to barely being able to hear the song. This would change at random depending upon which song was being played. If you are looking for karaōke, there are about 6 other better bars for it within 10 miles. The crowd was a mix of regular folks with a small group of hardcore meth heads. Normally I wouldn’t mention the meth heads… and when I say meth heads I mean the type of meth head that steals scrap metal. The type of meth head that tries to sell you a broken VCR at 4AM… they seemed very friendly with all of the staff and creeped out and hit on every girl in the bar. I normally wouldn’t blame a business for having sketchy customers, but in this case, you reap what you sow. And Pyzano’s Lounge & Grill reaps meth heads. I will never go back to Pyzano’s in Aloha again. Even though they’re not a karaōke bar, Feelgoods is just a walk across a parking lot and I promise you will have a better time even if you hate sports bars or dance clubs.
Colleen J.
Classificação do local: 5 Beaverton, OR
The veggie combo pizza is my favorite pizza in the area. Delicious! As far as the atmosphere, it is a bar and it looks like one. The service was very good as well. When we first arrived, the only person serving was the bar tender. She must have had 50 customers but she was quick, attentive, and friendly the entire time. See you soon, Pyzanos!
Verenice G.
Classificação do local: 3 Hillsboro, OR
Came out for karaōke with friends. Nice selection and pretty lively crowd. Drinks were ok. Can’t speak about the food because we didn’t eat. Service could be better. It wasn’t that busy so the drinks could’ve come sooner but the waitresses were very friendly.
Gillian W.
Classificação do local: 4 Beaverton, OR
Oh my… what another fun find. So looked up this place on Unilocal and it said it had a full bar etc. I looked at the menu and was surprised to see they had quite the array of food. I for some reason thought they were only an Italian food place. I was never really intrigued by the front of the place. I had always seen it when I went to the liquor store but was never intrigued to go in. Not sure what it was this time but I said want to try this place out. Went in and sat at the bar as usual, it’s a tiny little place, but cute. Took a few minutes to get some service but the bartender was very nice and was very helpful. We looked over the menu and there were so many good yummy things on there I was at a loss at what I wanted. DH and I saw there was broasted chicken on there and we ordered 6 pieces! We also had something called mojos– which are simliar to JoJo’s but flat. I guess they are not on the menu but you can ask for them, they were yummy too. I loved how good the chicken tasted. I knew I was going to hell for sure, I have been trying to stay away from stuff like fried chicken but this was too good to pass up! Going to try and go in here on a regular basis. Give it a try, really dive bars in strip malls are the way to go. no one suspects how divy and seedy they are going to be if you like this this sort of thing.
Mark G.
Classificação do local: 5 Aloha, OR
Great food and drinks. The karaōke is a blast and the atmosphere is good. I go there a lot and have never had a bad experience!
Scott N.
Classificação do local: 2 Portland, OR
Pyzano’s has occupied a spot in an Aloha strip mall for some time now. However, few people seem to know of it’s existence. Pyzano’s Lounge & Grill doesn’t even have a review on Unilocal!Didn’t understand how this restaurant went under the radar so I gave Pyzano’s a try. With a name like Pyzano’s you’d expect some kind of Italian eatery, right? Wrong! Pyzano’s Lounge & Grill is actually a dive bar. One pool table, large screen TVs, a karaōke stage, and the constant annoying ding of video poker machines. All through my meal a fly was driving me nuts and I felt like my chair would collapse any minute. Will definitely have to deduct a star for that. My bartender was neither very friendly nor very helpful. Will give an extra star to any bar where the bartender can work beyond the bar and take care of the tables. Pyzano’s menu features items like broasted chicken, sub sandwiches, and pizza. The prices are fairly good here. All of the pizzas are below $ 20. You can get a burger and fries for $ 6.25. Not bad! The food is not bad here but not good enough that I would go out of my way to dine at Pyzano’s Lounge & Grill again. The OLCC sign said that you can bring children in to Pyzano’s Lounge & Grill until 3PM. However, I wouldn’t. There are so many better places for children to dine. Actually there are so many other better places for adults to dine than Pyzano’s Lounge & Grill.