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Me, tethered to my Device, a third arm, my ‘lectric limb.
Me, my entire universe captured within its circuits,
I do not know what I am doing next without it
I cannot shower without first checking email
birthdays and luncheons and status updates
they are all the same
An unquestionably enslaved generation
I pen this review
Three weeks ago my Device started heating up, burning
No apparent reason
I’d taken good care of it
Only six months out of the box
Burnout.
Crisis.
I had to go, I had so much to do
Yet life was there in my hand, on fire
I knew I had a meeting but I didn’t know his name
Later I had a thing, what was it?
Was tonight the concert? Or were we staying in?
How would my wife know where the hell I was?
Off to the Device store, wobbling in
Please Help Me.
My Device Has Crashed.
I’m Crashing.
Fix It, Please.
I Don’t… I Don’t Know What To Do…
The kid smiled, asked me when I bought it.
Told me it was probably still under warranty.
Called the authorities.
Put me on the phone with somebody else.
Don’t worry, that somebody said, we’ll get it to you by Monday.
(It was Friday.)
Would you like to pay twenty bucks for expedited shipping?
Get it to you tomorrow?
Absolutely.