Dane Smith Hall – UNM

Dane Smith hall has a coffee shop, or shack, I guess since it does not make anything other than coffee. (I have no idea why it is called Dane’s Deli, a name as inappropriate as it is uncreative.) In that coffee shop you can buy an assortment of pre-​packaged drinks, overpriced salads, chips and snacks.
The shop is for the eat to live crowd. For the «oh dear god I have to grade 30 papers and my eyes are bleeding from lack of sleep» crowd. You go there when you need a hot cup of coffee and a burrito but you dont enjoy it. You eat it and think of Gaffigan’s Hot Pocket routine. You curse at it while you hork it down. And if you are particularly upset about the mushy white flour tortilla and tasteless filling you may even write the head of the dining services for nutricional information:
*(Bland and Tasteless) Breakfast Burrito — 414.5 Calories
*(Mysterious) Beef and Bean Burrito — 459.4 Calories
*(Soggy Carne) Asada Burritos — 578.6 Calories
So yeah, go to Dane Smith when you need coffee but go knowing you won’t enjoy it. Go because you need to grade papers or finally finish that pesky dissertation.
post script — on the bright side, the staff is really friendly.