Uncle Sal’s Place

They sold me an entire pie for $ 3. It was the «Sal Of The Century.» The pizza was perfect except I had to add a little Sal-​t and a little Sal-​mon since I prefer my pizza a little fishy. And my girls too. Okay not my girls. Scratch that comment. I’m down with personal hygiene. Or perhaps I mean I’m up for it. But I digress. As usual.
Uncle Sal’s Place. A little small town pizza joint in Albion, NY. I wasn’t expecting much. Nearby Avanti is pretty good (4 star) and the Mark’s chains are not as great, but I found a real treat here at Sal’s. It’s just about a 5 star pizza. Here’s why.
(1) Slippery and juicy and went down well (like a girl I know)
(2) Under $ 3 for a slice
(3) Big slice, enormous in fact, like my… never mind
(4) Tasted pretty damn good
(5) They heated it up for me without me asking
(6) Owner lady was super duper nice
(7) Boys working here were also unusually nice for teenybopper types
The only thing that I would say in the negative column, is that it’s not the best tasting pizza on earth, but for Albion, it’s really very good. I enjoyed it thoroughly and so did my pizza share buddy, and it filled us both up.
And if it were Uncle Seal’s Pizza then it would mean your Uncle used to be a Navy Seal, in which case I shouldn’t be dating you, I’m sorry. Just because if we ever break up I’ll never be seen again.
Seals, though, are absolutely adorable. I saw a bunch of them in San Francisco, sleeping by pier 39. Amazing experience. But I’m digressing again. The people here are adorable too. And the pizza is good. And yes we can still date.