H&R Block

While stopped at a traffic light I pay for, on the streets I pay for, I was reminded via NPR (another service I pay for) that my taxes were almost due. I have a tricky situation with my employment (live in NY, work some in a different state, my wife is a student who also works, my children work as much as they can in two different states to exploit weaknesses in child labor laws, and my secret mistress has a work visa but is a citizen of Japan.) It makes paying taxes complicated, and I can’t make heads or tails of it. The government, which I pay for, thinks that I need to figure it out or else they will send IRS agents, which I pay for, after me to send me into jail, which I also pay for.
I use H&R Block. I’ve moved many times (which is tax deductible) and have used many different H&R Blocks to figure out the path of wanton destruction that are my financial records. They are very good at what they do, but I want to talk about the location on Pearl Street. The parking is downtown, so you’ll have to find meter parking (which you’ll have to pay for with your taxes and with your quarters), unless you go on a weekend or take the bus (which I also pay for).
They have always had great availability. Both years I’ve gone here I’ve scheduled the meeting the week of April 15^th and there were plenty of appointments available. The location is a nice little hole in the wall. The staff at this location are wonderful. I’ve seen previous H&R Blockers fumble with the software, but both times I was here they zipped right on through and saved me as much money as they could. I know, some people think that if I really loved my country I’d pay more in taxes. Those folks are wrong. America is Capitalist first, and scrounging money away is the most patriotic thing a True Blue American can do!
This H&R Block knows their stuff; even before the software prompts tell them what to do, they are on it! All the taxes went where they should, and they sorted out everything for me like they do every year. So stop on down! I recommend the place wholeheartedly.