Copper

Tucked away in a slightly dingy area of Chueca with guys in the street surreptitiously selling cans of lager to anyone who will buy at about 1 €, Copper is not a very easy place to find, but for those who like what they have to offer worth the effort.
To enter you ring the bell. The guy who answered the door to me was very polite and welcoming. I must admit, that until I caught a glimpse of the naked clientele I didn’t realise what this place was about. After slipping inside I was given a hanger for my clothes and while I undressed it was explained that there was no entrance fee but the minimum spend at the bar was 10 €. Feeling a bit odd wearing only my shoes, I was given a wrist band with a numbered disc. I could order what I wanted at the bar (a bottle of lager 5 €) my number would be noted and I would pay when I left. When I was there, the drinks were being served by a really cute guy of about 20, although he was definitely the youngest member of staff by quite a margin. All the staff are also naked.
Inside I felt surprisingly relaxed (The four beers I’d already had probably helped).
When I was there the bar was’t exactly packed but there where about 15 guys. I was told by two different people that the place really gets full after 6pm on Sundays.
At the end of the bar, next to the toilets, is a semi dark room with a long padded seat and high shelf to put your drink (careful not to bang your head on it as I did). Guys wander in and out and I’m sure I don’t need to go into detail about what goes on in there.
In the bar there are two TV’s showing hard porn while music chosen by the bar staff plays over the low volume sound system.
This is definitely not the place for the faint hearted, although, I didn’t feel that the atmosphere was threatening or intimidating.
It’s also worth noting that, like most Spanish places, no English is spoken. Nevertheless, I’m sure it wouldn’t really be a problem for most people.

El Copper es un bar de ambiente para los amantes del sexo «más o menos» anonimo. Vamos es un local donde además de tomarte una cerveza echas un polvo o los que hagan falta.
Llamas al timbre, entras al recibidor, pagas tu entrada, y… te quedas en gallumbos y para adentro.
Es un sitio pa lo que es y la gente va a lo que va!