Brasayleña

Todo muy rico, y los camareros súper atentos para que no te falte de nada. Muy recomendable.

Today was one of those mornings when you woke up late, you skip that sandwich that always start your brain then of course you miss your train and when your awful morning is ending, you finally find a way to stop juggling with all the things that are your life and you decide to grab something to eat in La Vaguada Mall where you get stop because of a sign that screams Rodizio all the meat you can eat in BRASAYLENA Oh my god it’s like an oasis for the ones who love a cheap meal. I’m guessing your first thought would be WOW!!! Rodizio for 9,99 € really cheap maybe my luck is changing, mmm… for me it was too good to be truth that’s why they had a special weapon for the ones that doesn’t made up their minds, they will probably tell you make it special complete your order with unlimited soda refills and a dessert adding just 4 € in that moment incredible as it sounds I hear my belly screams!!! SOLD!!! and that is how the worst Rodizio I’ve ever ate in my life happened.
First they will bring you a bowl full of rice, then another bowl full of beans, then of course you will need another bowl but full of salad and they can’t leave you without your big plate full of fries hahaha in that moment you are may be thinking did I pick my order wrong? Because I’m here for the meat… No my friends for the BRASAYLENA owners the right way to start your Rodizio is to get you full with beans, salad, rice and fries hahaha. So let me advise you to don’t touch those bowls and plate because the reason for these insanity is to get you full before the meat feast. That’s right don’t waste your 14eu in cheap carbs that you can have for 1eu in a Mc Donald’s.
Well after the carbs parade finally they bring you the chicken wings hahaha I’m not kidding guys or exaggerating things the Rodizio in Brasaylena starts with chicken wings then some chicken drums and then it follows a chicken roll after that you will get one kind of sausage and four or five types of meat cuts very full of fat chopped into your plate not cut so if you are a lucky man you will receive meat if not, like me, you will be left with all the fat, you should it seen!!! my plate was shining as a mirror with a mountain of left overs of fat and chicken bones disgusting. At this point I was over disappointed for the quality of food I decided to turn the chip to STOP this nightmare and ask for a coffee that I supposed it was included and a dessert that they were promoting with the special.
But they can’t let you go without the cherry of your day I never got the dessert because the special says you can have a coffee or a dessert in that moment I exploded and I call the manager to explain my un-​satisfaction with the food and the special that they have advertised. The manager only could say that they always have work this crappy way and the owner was ok with the quality of the food and the way they advertised the special, and he named me another Brazilian restaurant that they know that serve the same food with the same Rodizio special.
At the end I was so glad to get out of there to tell you all about it. So if you have a girlfriend and you want to break up with her now you know where to take her.