Fullhouse

I’m confused.
First, they take over my university-​era drinking spot (Public House was SMU Economics/​Social Science students’ not-​so-​secret drinking hole). Then they paint it white. Then they put a colourful car outside it. Then they put white picket fences. White garden chairs. White sofas. White dollhouse furniture. Everywhere.
That’s not typically the sort of décor that would make me step into it (it would make me run quite far away). My term for this sort of decoration is «fake Laura Ashley, exploding everywhere».
But I went anyway because I wanted a beer and my friend was staying upstairs.
Beer is Kronenburg Blanc on tap, which is good. It is also $ 5++ per half pint, which is good… or is it just a sneaky way of saying $ 14 per pint? Anyway, I drink here, I get out, I’m done. Call me when it’s Public House again.