Wing Machine

I had walked by this place so many times before I decided to finally try it. I’m sorry to say, but considering this is a «wing» place, it sucks at making wings. They’re small, hard, not flavourful, and expensive for what you get. I’m so surprised that this place is still around. It looks like an old pizza joint on the inside. It’s dark and the sign looks dated too. I’ve heard that this place serves better pizza than they do wings, but I didn’t come for pizza, I came for wings!

Not fit for dog food
I was SHOCKED at how bad these wings were. These were the WORST wings I’ve probably EVER had in my entire life. 90% of the wing was HARD AS BONE — and I was able to pull about 5% of the flesh off to try to eat that. Words really can’t describe how terrible the wings were. They were dry as the desert and hard as rock. Oh — and cold. (I’m glad I didn’t order more than I did because I tried to order the deal that was listed on the front of the flyer that I have — but the order desk said they’d never heard of such a discount — false advertising.)
The ribs were disappointing. Fries and garlic bread were OK.
I guess my first warning of bad food was when the delivery guy shows up and he is probably well over 300 lbs. I get the impression he prepared the food — and I also bet he hasn’t taken any pride in ANYTHING he’s produced in years.
$ 58 bucks wasted. Thanks Wing Garbage

There should be a term for that feeling you get right after walk into a restaurant about to collapse from hunger and place an order with the frenetic intensity of a meth addict, and then, calmed by the inevitability of food, you *then* decide to check the Unilocal app and you see that establishment in which you stand has nothing but one-​star reviews. Perhaps Unilocal Lament? Unilocal Remorse? Unilocal-​morse? I’m open to suggestions.
Wing Machine offers pizza, panzos, roasted chicken, ribs, burgers, subs, salads and as you would expect chicken wings. The wings here are baked rather than fried, but don’t let that fool you into thinking this is some kind of health food. The wings are still kind of greasy, and small, and not very good. To add insult to injury they are over $ 10 a pound, which struck me as a bit offensive for a take-​out joint.
I imagine 99% of their regular clientele are inebriated students looking for a tall can of Arizona and some greasy meat to help them survive the night. The rest must be people who forgot to read the reviews. Don’t be one of those people. Don’t be like me.
Obligatory Title Pun: Rage against the WING MACHINE.
Menu Readability: Un-​be-​fucking-​readable. That is to say, it took me more than a minute to find wings on the menu.
Need to mention: My downfall can be expressed in two words: open late.
What this place teaches me about myself: I really can’t let myself get so hungry.

This chain has dropped in quality so badly in the last 20 years. It used to be not so long ago that you’d get really good food from Wing Machine. The last time I ordered last year, I got a horridly dried out meal. I put the experience aside. Today I tried again and ordered a half chicken dinner, and three drumsticks hoping the last experience was isolated. Nope.
To be blunt, I’ve seen fresher stuff unwrapped from the pyramids of Giza. It was cold on arrival, totally dessicated, and the «dinner» was pressed flat to fit in a pizza box. The drumsticks didn’t even look as good as something excavated from Giza. They were obviously found in the Sahara, spiced to death and dropped in a box. Two strikes, they’re out.
Not sure if other stores in the chain are better but this is what the Bloor & Dufferin store are trying to pass off as edible food. Save yourself the money, eat the menu.

Never again.
I paid 30 bucks for the Wings and Ribs Combo. The wings were undercooked and almost felt raw, and the ribs tasted like they were boiled.
I could only muster up the strength to eat 5 wings, and then the disappointment took over and forced me to put the crappy food aside.
If you ever find me considering eating from this place again… please cut my fingers off.
Im so pissed right now.
I hate WIng Machine.

I paid an absurd amount for dozen crappy little reheated wings. I don’t mind paying decent money for wings if they are fresh, but these were reheated junk that had no flavour.
Staff was typical, no acknowledgment of you as a customer, they are just there to take your money and get you out the door.
Place wasn’t very clean or inviting either.