Subway

Yeah, it’s a Subway. Yawn. They’re so ubiquitous, what am I supposed to say about them at this point? All of them are pretty much the same, that is to say pedestrian if perfectly edible sandwiches that are available on nearly every corner if you’ve forgotten your lunch and there’s nothing more exciting in the area. As a vegetarian I’m limited to:
A: Cheese and Veggie. Bread, cheese (I get double just to alleviate the boredom) and all the vegetables you can eat. As exciting as it sounds.
B: Egg salad. I’m convinced that no one actually likes egg salad and that the only reason people eat it is because it’s often the only vegetarian option available. Inevitably smells funny as well.
C: Veggie Patty: I have no idea what’s in this thing and don’t think I really care. I’m pretty sure it has mushrooms in it so that’s already three strikes. Plus the fact that it’s like eight dollars for the thing? No thanks.
Now what I DO love about Subway? The $ 3 breakfast combo. You get a six inch egg, cheese and whatever veggies you want sub, plus the world’s worst coffee (it’s pretty dreadful) for only $ 3.15 including tax! How can you go wrong with that? Even if the coffee is terrible I’m usually too tired to notice and the breakfast sub is pretty tasty, not to mention a better breakfast than I usually make for myself (Quaker Oats). So yeah, go for the breakfast. This is what gets them a three star review.
Wait, why did I review a Subway location again? This is ten minutes I’ll never get back.