No One Writes To The Colonel

The prices have changed somewhat since I’ve read Sgt Pepper’s review of $ 5 dollar drinks. The specials have been now escalated slightly from almost 3 years ago to about $ 6.25 for all 1.5 oz mixed drinks during «happy time».
Coming here on a Friday and having mixed drink specials in a laid back place is alright by me. I came here with Colin and we must have stayed an hour or so. You know it’s a good day when you’re not really paying attention to the time nor did it really matter.
I don’t really drink mixed drinks but when I do (LOL sounds like the most interesting man in the world reference) I like to not have only one drink nor do I want to have the same drink over and over again.
I ended up having 3 drinks and each was different. I started with a mojito then to a margarita then to a Cuba libre. If these drinks don’t make you feel like you’re on vacation then what will besides actually going south somewhere where alcohol is cheaper than bottled water?
My crawl buddy (Colin S) also had 3 drinks and between the both of us our 6 drinks added up to $ 37.50 as the $ 6.25 per drink includes tax. That’s sort of cool and completely unexpected. We ended up leaving 45 bucks.
For a really nice selections of drinks at some pretty good prices even on a Friday this place is pretty good for that. The inside seems a little hipster and even entering the place feels like a house but it’s a little different and very reasonably priced for «happy time» prices. That being a Friday too? Not bad at all…
Cash only.

This place has changed a lot in the last few years and, in my opinion, not for the better. What used to be a cozy, quirky and relaxed bar has re-​branded itself as some pseudo-​lounge establishment, which just feels ‘off.’ I went last night with a friend and the bar was dead and yet, we still got terrible service from the bartender/​waiter who seemed annoyed that we weren’t ordering any of their fancy cocktails. The whole experience just felt cold. I won’t be counting this as one of my regular go-​to spots in the city anymore.

Amazing drinks and good beers. We went on a Wednesday and it get pretty crowded after 10PM, unfortunately the barman was alone and the food took some time to reach the table but it was totally understandable.

This is a great solid bar to spend time at. In the early evening it’s quite a relaxed place, but in the evening the music gets a little louder, there’s a live DJ and the lights get a little more colourful.
The age-​range of the patrons also seems to change depending whether it’s the summer or not. So if you don’t feel like hanging out with woo girls, aim to be there in the early evening.
Also of note, is their mostly (or all?) attractive male staff that seem to appeal to every possible taste you could have. So while I see people have brought dates here, I probably wouldn’t recommend the same.
The drinks are also very delicious and there are some pretty good daily drink deals. However the food is not. I had the charcuterie and the nachos with my friend, and it honestly looked and tasted like deli from a ⁷⁄₁₁.
So enjoy the drinks and the atmosphere, but skip the food

The bartender tonight (August 5, 2015) looked pissed. He also didn’t seem to either a) like working there or b) like humans in general. He seemed put off and unwelcoming. So, I turned myself right around and left. Who the heck wants to sit and bask in that nasty energy? Not I!

Ive been here for drinks before a night out (Hello 5 well shots for $ 20) and been back here for girls night and date night.
My experience changes each time… depending on the time I go and the servers. I’ve had really cute and awesome bar tenders who really seem to enjoy what they’re doing and knows their drinks. Then I have people who don’t even ask to take your order for 20 mins while chatting to each other behind the bar and there are 3 tables in the whole bar.
So I think it depends when you go. But, they have really good drinks and very well priced. I’ve have their wine and it’s decent, they also have a good long island ice tea and will make different creative drinks if you ask them to. They have the proper ice for your Old Fashioned if you ask for it ;)
The atmosphere is nice, it does get louder as the night goes on but with good vibes. It also has a somewhat enclosed patio, so that’s a plus!
Would definitely hit them up again if I’m in the area.

Cool spot. Drinks are good and the layout of the place is unique too. My only complaint is that they don’t take debit or credit. I usually like to start a tab so it was odd not to be able to do that. It may have just been the night j was there that their machine was down but I’m no sure.

Stiff drinks. Quaint atmosphere. Immerse yourself in an intoxicated sea of malnourished hipsters boys with teenage mustaches.

I thought all the hipster vibes in Toronto congregated on Ossington, but the Colonel proved me wrong
Came here for a Paint Nite event and loved the feel of this place. Pretty chill bartender made everyone’s drinks pretty fast, I enjoyed their strawberry mojito but didn’t like the cosmo or orgasm very much, too strong
Also liked the little charcuterie board my friend got at the end of the event, obviously not the same quality as other restos but for the nice ambiance and drinks, 4 stars, would come here for chill drinks but probably not food

Hands down the most hipster bar I’ve ever been to. I came for a special Paint Nite event so perhaps my experience wasn’t the most accurate, but the environment at this place seems like it would be pretty cool and laid back. They have a pretty extensive drink menu, and their mojitos are quite popular with the clientele. They have different flavours, so I tried a strawberry mojito ($ 9) and it was quite delicious. They also make their long island iced teas ($ 10) super strong (there is a separate section on the drink menu for strong drinks), and I watched the bartender throw like 4 shots into my drink. Still really tasty though. The bar is cash only, but there is an ATM downstairs. I thought the bartender there when I went was a little sullen, but perhaps the attitude comes with the territory. Wouldn’t mind coming back here for a low-​key night out.

Came to the colonel on a 2^nd date, luckily there was a lot of seating for us as it was a Thursday night. The seating that is available was really uncomfortable as most of the seats don’t have any backing. The drinks are reasonably priced for what you get. I had the Mojito as that is what most people on Unilocal stated that was the drink to try. I found it refreshing until I got to the end then it was really salty. Afterwards I had the old fashion which tasted like most of the old fashions I have had in the past. Overall I enjoyed my time here and would go back again.
Also they have a promo for 5 shots for $ 25.

Great ambience. Friendly bartender. Surprised it wasn’t busier. The mohjitos werent that’s great and Bonspiel failed to show up.

I loved this place. Came here with a friend on a Monday night. It was chill, the bartender was friendly and the royal mojito was amazing. Definitely recommended!

2^nd date with the Young Russian. So awkward because we were the only ones there on a Tuesday. Don’t really recommend for a date because you have to lean in to talk/​hear the other person. Width of table is not ideal for leaning in and kissing.
Tried some of their cocktails and they were mediocre. Ingredients were not fresh and the recipes were uninspired/​traditional. Cash only but ATM downstairs. Bartender was nice enough. You have to give them an ID to start a tab.
Would return with friends on a busier night.

I love Bonspiel — I had several of the performers as teachers at 2^nd City — and they perform here the last Sunday of every month. The fact that they host Bonspiel is a significant part of the 5 star rating. If you get a chance to check them out, do; they are hilarious and fantastically talented.
On the bar itself, its as hipster as the name implies but is comfortable with really interesting décor and seating. One day I’ll come back for more than the show and explore it more.

Loud Music with Good Taste!
Huge Bar so You’ll have tons of options.
Cute couches for couples to cuddle.
Overall, nice local bar to drink and have fun.

NOWTTC is the first and only «TTC» containing entity that puts a smile on my face! What really makes this a wonderful relationship is the fact that you are pretty much guaranteed a good mojito, LI Iced Tea or Riga Black Balsam specialty drink (
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The setting is a weird mix of what looks like retro Brit pop décor, mingling with what would look like a modern lounge in Brooklyn! Overall it allows for a pretty cozy atmosphere that is chic without being pretentious. There are some really low chairs set along the wall that are best avoided by patrons who are over 5’4″. Instead, you may find comfort on the cozy couch by the fireplace (probably the Colonel’s spot), or in the patio out front.
Overall a great place to catch up with friends over some refreshing drinks as long as you avoid the community choir nights and the low chairs.

Great patio, great service, and great pricing.
Love the atmosphere, at least on the patio!
Great got predrinking or bar hopping
5 shots for $ 20

I am managing a group of people. Going to different bars across Toronto in winter time and summer time.
Bringing them 10 to 20 people every Wednesday. One day, they — the management — decided to host a comedy show. I asked them if it was ok the get my group here and chat. Despite the fact that they agreed, they treated us like a dog when their so-​called comedy show started. We left and went to the Nirvana around the corner. I will never trust and tip such a bad management, after so many weeks being loyal and polite.
The kitchen is almost non existent. I must say that the bar atmosphere is pretty nice and the location excellent.

Bar spécialisé pour ses mojitos, on vient ici avec son groupe d’amis ou son date pour pouvoir discuter dans une ambiance musique electro brazil ou jazzy. Ambiance intimiste et relax très appréciable dans le quartier de College et Bathurst.
/​/​This bar is famous for their mojitos, you come here with your group of friends or your date to chat in an electro brazil and jazzy atmosphere.
Very cool bar in the College and Bathurst area.

$ 5 Whiskey Sours on a Friday? And they’re good? Word.
Last Friday I met some friends by the fire at No One Writes To The Colonel (poor Colonel, PS, at least shoot him a text) and it was a warm cozy chit chat get-​drunk-​before-​dinner fest.
The notoriously late-​for-​everything Matt M was early and he had arranged for entertainment in the form of a baby crawling on the floor towards a fire. I am always a fan of babies in bars, but here it seemed particularly bold, as she was literally crawling towards fire. Adorbs.
The cocktails are all really well crafted and the beer list is boss. I’m going to be back and try some of those snacks. They looked Yummy! The ambience is near perfect for a winter night; it’s cozy without being pubby and the décor touches of mis-​matched yet comfortable pieces really do it for me.
PEPPER POINTS: For a flipping fabulous name.