Gordon Car Park

Are you really reviewing a car park, Alice?
Why yes, yes I am.
And I’ll tell you why. I have a pet peeve about people parking on the Pacific Highway (I also have HUGE problems about our ridiculously laughable Pacific Highway — but that’s a whole other issue). When you consider the cost of the highway, it’s the expensive parking around, not to mention it clogs up the already overrun road. Especially through Gordon. Oh boy the road rage I’ve built up waiting for people to reverse park (reverse park!) on the highway outside the Gordon shops.
Grrrrr!
Double Grrrrr when you factor in there’s a perfectly good car park just around the back. DRIVE AROUND THE CORNER YOU LAZY SODS!
Whoa. Ok, sorry. Just use the car park instead of the highway, ok?