7-Eleven

Yeah, it’s 7 – 11, you know what you’re gonna get. And that’s epic slurpees and a 35% markup on general grocery items.
But hey, if you’re ever scraping the bottom of your bank account and jonesing for your next payday, swing by on a Wednesday for $ 2 sandwiches and wraps. Combine that with a $ 1 coffee and for the princely sum of $ 3 you’re on your way with a food + bev meal fit for a king. Among men. Not an actual king. There’s not many of them really left now, and they wouldn’t schlep down to the corner store in their thongs and footy shorts for discount Wednesday I don’t think. If Prince Harry ever took the throne he might, but something bad would have to happen to William first. Like, he could go bald. Oh wait. SNAP.