Simone Perele Paris

8÷01÷2012 First to Review
Ohh…Simone…You’re so «rude»…
PLEASE — let the real Simone come back from Paris and rescue me. I certainly read your October 2005 media release, claiming to be…“renowned for its exquisite workmanship, its glamour, aspiration, accessibility and its use of quality fabrics such as French lace.” But while this might be one of your top-​selling lingerie brands… bra shopping here just did not turn me on at all.
And all of the DJs shop assistants didn’t help me. They don’t approach you (even after a bloody long time walking around like a lost soul), and just downright «rude». Maybe just to the out-​of-​place male like me, who doesn’t know a thing about lingerie, except that I need to know the size and how to take it off.
Really Simone, I don’t need the abundance of ugly dark grey and other boring coloured lingerie that you insist on displaying.
The David Jones Intimate Apparel sales team must not know very much about your designs, colours, types, etc. either, because they were so lacking knowledge about your brand and were no help to me. While I can appreciate the honesty of the suggestive sales assistant who said «Oh, you must find out her bra size first, otherwise I can’t help you…» I would like to ask this: if that’s the case… her breasts are this big (I showed her my two hands go up)…you know, you should really make more of an effort to excite me… and it only takes a few seconds and a few well-​chosen words for a man like me to be turned on by lingerie…” You can see now how she failed me.
Let’s wake up people. It’s sales… you’re in a business… I want to be excited by your products that you’re endorsing… not be spoken «rude-​ly» to. So I’m going to take my «rude» (insert word here) with me and go elsewhere.